Session 1
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Minbin Nautski, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
We pull up Joe starts there I speed in buy a malt and sit Chance walks in, tries to pay with gold, i pay for him Kaydance drives up, double parks, and enters gracefully Jeremy Kaba — 7/13/2024 11:21 AM Guy walks in syas heree just here for the malts but hes NOT here for the malts Fairy in trenchcoat shows up, takes our letters. I lie that the boss sent me. Fairy starts talking, we get a lil info. The extra guy pulls his gun, syas "somethin somethin for italy". fires at the fairy, it goes wild and instead hits jerry. Joe tries to resesicitate Jerry. He got better but will nees a hostpital. I shoot at the guy and also miss. Fairy drops her trenchcoat and pulls out a sawed off shotgun. Jeremy Kaba — 7/13/2024 11:31 AM Shotgun nails the italian. Halfling went down, coughing blood. Fairy says "italians have found me" then turns to kaydance. "If yoir husband trusts you as much as i trust hin you'll know ehat to do with this" then gives kaydance a letter. *note Kaudance is only one that doesnxt understand it Nvm twas common Jeremy Kaba — 7/13/2024 11:39 AM I called hostpital whilst Joe tended to manager and Karl tended to halfling We discover the letter was an adress Jeremy Kaba — 7/13/2024 11:47 AM Joe starts robbing the body. Cops show up andnhe hands the cops hisnvery correct id. Cops want us to come down to the station Joe knows his rights, Kaydance knows a lawyer, I respect the cops, joe begrudgingly goes I go with the cops. Kaydance knows her rights and asks if shes under arrest and that she won't talk without a lawayer. Jeremy Kaba — 7/13/2024 11:58 AM Cops pull out the race meter from family guy. I go along and hop in the back of the cop car. Then finally remeber to check background and start banging on window to be let out. I notice the letter had a time on the back. Chances horse is a registered felon, for horseing around. Chances horse was a moonshinner and a drunk. It is actively drunk riht now. Its bojack I kick off cop car dopr then fly towards the orphanage. Chance rides off towards the distance for horses herapy appoijtment. Just goes to pawn shop across the street. I fly into the orphanage. Find a bullet andnno orphans or blood, they safe. I sit there just phew Cops throw almost dead guy in the broken back. Ambulance still not here, Joe calls ambulance and no real info. Jeremy Kaba — 7/13/2024 12:11 PM Chance goes into pawn shop. Cannot melt it down cus thats illegal. Cops leave. I go next door to the smoker guy running the pawn shop. I get scammed by the smoker. Chance almost strangle shim We take off in Kaydances fancy whip towards the place. Since it had a time on it Jeremy Kaba — 7/13/2024 12:23 PM Me n Chance talk in back seat
Session 2
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
Chances wild magic changws his gender at random We pull up to upper new york state. We find a pizza shop in the middle of a woods with a proper road leading up to it Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 10:35 AM We all pull up to the olive garden. I gmod lag clang in, and wait to be seated. 3 mins later a halfling comes in to "paparamis pizza". Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 10:57 AM We go in, meet a fairy who gives us the job. We are to get info on the halfling mob wacking the fairy mob, and ideally stop it I fly up to the roof, chance steals a disqyise, joe looks througha paintings eyes, and kaydances hwars through the wall Karl did the godfather speech, theres a wedding to attend, and info to be said later Theres also a basilisk or something in the room, Joe and I survive Jusepi or whatever the basilisk comes over and kisses the ring Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 11:05 AM Bossman gets called by the boss to follow, kisses his ring, and told to get somebody. Bossman, the basilisk, chance, and a fourth get in a car on the outside. 20 mins after the yime the letter said to be there 20 mins after the yime the letter said to be there Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 11:12 AM Chance got a random woman, whose now in da wip Kaydance and me follow in our car Chance and Joe say something about a betrayal, a wedding, and a warehousr Chance pets the doggy (basilisk) and it likes the pets) Its roughly great dane sized 21 minute drive roughly Kaudance gets a modified 56 and knows the exact coordinates of where we are. This is the canada america border. We see a fancy mansion They park in a resetved parking spit. Kaydances fancy car fits in with the fancy cars Chance gets out of the car, followd main group. He seee a banner about a wedding. Chance has 10 mins of disquise self happen Hes sparking a lil. The woman Chance brought with is confused Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 11:22 AM Joe tries to get into kitchen I go back to Kaydances car looking for a butler outfit I find one Kaydances size. And a maid outfit more my size (Kaydances hibby size). Wear it, lut a gun and a mag in the front pocket. I am neutral about this Joe catapults himseld onto the roof. Angry birds noises but he makes it, hear some italian curses. I wear it all wrong Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 11:29 AM Kaydance manages to fix it (not upside down) as passable I look like a hot persian woman from the 1940s in the dress (image but bird)Kaydance is excited to be at the wedding. Chance is sparking with wild magic as his things about to wear out Joe tries to fit in the kitchen. Some italian points a dish at this dirty gnome, motioning to serve them. He crawled through the chumney which makes him look like he has skin. Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 11:37 AM Joe walks up to Chance, then fake trips onto Chance so he has an excuse to change Chance leaves, mob boss takes dumb gnome with him Chance uses last spell slot to reurn to normal apearance Joe is told to think about what he's done by angry italian boss. Fake faints, then is taken away. Loud bell rings and some italian (halfling) says the pre weddding ceremony will begin soon, and tells us to go to the dining room. Laydance said "tù eres un regalo de me esposo" Randomly Joebgot slapped twice by head chef for messing up We all end up at the fancy big tables Oh yeah, basilisk canonically from africa. Forgot that like half an hour ago Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 11:48 AM Theres designated seating looks like. Chance sits next to boss on brides side. Theres like areas of tiers for the tables. From very important to old, to normal, to goons. Kaydance finds a good seat with rich people, I find one in the goon zone. Joe and some other servers are shaking Fathers father gives a wedding speech about the union of the two rival families. Both halflings. Theres cheers Only one toast. Everyone else it to scared to speak. Aside from wifes father (the mob we after) who is to old to speak That wasn't chances last slot nvm he got one more Its a lot of fancy food, 10/10 food and wine Kaydance is being fancy and belongs. Joe blends in as a waiter good enough. Chance blends in fine as well. Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 11:57 AM I roll a -2. I drop a fork on my foot. Turkish swear with heavy boston acent. The guards take me out and warn me. Ever since we got here joe has out of character been trying to ruin the wedding. Only one in character attempt so far just the trip. Italian guy says its ceremony time. Joe wittles a halfling as a momento for a wedding gift Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 12:06 PM Now we end up at the wedding. The wedding guy is the former pope (pope leo). Giant catholic church. The peoples servants like me are outside, Joe is in back row. Chance and Kaydance see normally towards the front. Chance is in back with the bride too scared to fall asleep, and to scsred to listen to boss and brides talking. Joe powers down from waiting and drops his binoculars. He can feel the italian chefs rage in his "sleep". Chance helps the old mob boss walk down the aisle The husband has a very wounded chest. HE WAS THE GUY WE SHOT HOLY SHIT. The fairy but still He's wearing another pinstripensuit. Goes up says his vows, she does to. When the pope asks for any objections, the father of the father stands up and has an objection. "Where the fuck are the ciggarettes Josepie" Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 12:14 PM Mob boss feigns ignorance. Father boss says he knows other onentried to cut them out, ajd was using the wedding to do so. Where the hell are the half a million cigs Brides father "this is supposed to be a day of peace". Fathers father "your trying to cut us out, this is not a day of piece this is a day of war. Where the fuck are the ciggaretees", then fathers father shoots the ceiling woth pistol Then the cigarettes fall from the roof Someone smashes a vase and cigs fall out "You rat badtards" starts opening fire on wifes side" Husbands family arms up Everyone in back without a gunis being pointed at by aomeone with a gun. Chef pulls a knife. Firefight inside. Husbands family servants pull guns on non-husbands family servants Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 12:21 PM Cigd are still pooring outta the walls of this catholic church as firefight goes on. Cake even About 200 people. 50 each family, 100 guest in back. So about 50 tommy guns in big room. Extra 50 in servant back room Pope drops for cover. Chance get down mister presidents the mob boss. Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 12:28 PM Mob boss gets shot, tells chance, in caee he gets shot that theres a warehouse. Tell jesepy, wheres the wedding at, destroy it. " and gives chance the ring. Chance grabs the old man, and runs outta there with all his speed buffs. Basilisk follows. Some of the shooters turn to stone Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 12:37 PM Chefs draw knives to avenge the cakes and are immediatly mowed down. Pope says you may now kiss the bride as they give eachother cover. Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 12:46 PM Chances takes glancing gunfire as he runs, but is fine. Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 1:01 PM Apprently its a neutral location with husband side goons at the door? Bad call honestly Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 1:07 PM Lucky bastard barely dodges a second barrage and blows through the door This charcoaled up ball (joe) flijgs through the air witu angry birds noise. Punches through the window with gun hand, and has succesfully escapes. Somebody shouts how it was an 800 year old window, cigs rain down from the frame. Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 1:19 PM I try to talk to the guys to have them let civies go, they don't Boss says he knew that chance was disquised, but he's trustworthy. Chance drops disquise self. Halfling boss hands Chance the basilisk whistle Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 1:30 PM Chance gets downed by a some gunfire as he runs away. Chance sees catholic God since he died in the house of the lord. Chances sword dislikes him Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 1:44 PM Kaydance hears the voice of God and runs to the pope. She gets full of lead and drops dead. Then God apears (karl) and revives her, with her giganto gun blessed upon her. She proceed to gun down buncha mobsters Jeremy Kaba — 7/19/2024 2:00 PM I pop the guy who shot me in the leg, then fly away, grabbing Chance and bossman on the way out Cigd now flood the brides side to the degree of flooding the place. The place is now pacified. Then Kaydance character talks to brides side Joe runs back to whip I drop chance on the whip as he dies. I take out a knife and try to medical. Then wild magic zaps, tazing me onto him. He gets a bunch of my health transfered and I am left on the verge of death laying on bris chest. Chance patches up me ajd the boss
Session 3
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
Kaydances shooting is cannonically the first seal Bojack cannonically can drive but only when drunk Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 10:51 AM Chance and I hop in da whip. Chance hits Joe with the car and Joe barely crumples through the rolled down back window. Joe opens the door up for the basilisk doggy to jump in the back Dwnts the other side of the car with the force Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 11:03 AM Chance drives off like a rushed mom in an 80s movie. Turns on the radio andnit just balsts italian mob music at the guys request. Mob boss gives us a hospital adress. Josepie pulls behind us, starts shooting at us. Mob boss is audibly thinking. Joe molds the road to mess with the tail, makes em swerve. We realize they are just shooting us for presumably kidnapping the don. So wr pull over. Joe pets the dawggy Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 11:13 AM We take out the mob boss and show him to Josepiy and goons. Boss talks him down and josepiy apologizes. We get there at high speeds since the cops don't car. Top of the line 1940s docs pop outta the hostpital. They nascar pit crew the old man out into the hospital. They remove and return the door before we can open it. Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 11:21 AM I end up in the same room as jerry who is recovering. Highly refined medical magic restores me and gives me more blood. Fully restoring me in minutes. Chance, less injured, gets similar but lighter healing magic. Joe gets hit twice by a wrench by halfling engi tf2. Full heal We meet Josepie and Boss again. Boss talks about the organization. The small fries (other guys hitting them) have been taking care of warehouses for this mob. Now the small fries used some special weapond to deal with it, also gave bad deals. Small fries retaliate and kill them. Linguiny boss says to take away this weapon, and give them consequences. Daughters husband is loyal. He will help, go to him. If not, maie him cooperate. Don't hurt the daughter or josepie will gives us problmes Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 11:30 AM We wait in the lobby. Joe and I get first aid lessons (medicine proficiency). Kaydance shows up birefly drenched in blood. Joe and I take out our guns but leave the horse. A fancy italian car opens and he halfling bride steps out, the husband too. Family talks. The small fry who was shotin the chest earlier (husband) sees father is alright Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 11:42 AM Vinnie Smallfry us the guy Chance intimidates Vinne into welcoming his family with open arms. Vinnie doesn't know what it is, but does know where it is. It gets rid of buildings. He says where it goes, and wherever itngoes things disapear Something russian about it Something about flower Boajcks still in kaydancws whip drinking Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 11:50 AM Kaydance talks to the bride and groom, gains a favor from the family. 555-555-5555 We drive to the warehouse, arrive round midnight. The hrose is still drunk Chance and Joe find a big unguarded warehouse door. A side door with 2 haflings holding rifles of some sort. Bojack the horse is also there at the ready Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 11:57 AM I flew up top like an owl unoticed. There is sgeet metal roof. There is another entry with another guard. Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 12:22 PM We make a plan and then execute. I "me when i get you" the back door guard, then fly off with him. Joe skull shots a dude with his quiet pistol, drops him, and drags away the body. Chance grapples a goon and sticks fingers in his mouth to silence him. I sense the guy i grabbed was pretty evil, droped him. He flipsnover and breaks his legs. I fly down upset cus i don't wanna be cruel and dome him to put him down. Chance kinda cracks and chockes the goon. Chance drags him into the food strangling him out. Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 12:31 PM The ones that me and joe killed had wives and kids. The one chance drug off didn't. Mine looks like a wifebeater but joes looks like he loves his wife. I steal the dudes 5 dolar, not new for Jeremy Joe holds a smokin goon at gunpoint. Goon puts out the smoke and says he knows nothin. Joe chokes him out. Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 12:41 PM I find a weird metal hing with a red star in the truck. Chance finds a box of explosives. Joe finds a dossier. Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 12:49 PM I sneak into the truck, remove somr shielding but cannot hotwire. Chance got a leaky rocket, grabs a three more. Joe ponders the apeartus. Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 1:01 PM Chance carries 4 rockets to katdances whip. Joe gets the truck goin. I see a rat with a tommy gun pull up, unload on iy and miss. 30 shots fire toward the car from the rat. It misdes a bunch but the window brraks and the metal cracks. Joes got a lil dent. Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 1:16 PM Joe tries to fire the apperatus at the big ol door. Theres a npise but nothing happens. Joe then frostbites the animated gun to unknown effect. I unload on the rat, finally hit the lil shit and it becomes half holes. The animated tommy gun jatters 50 rounds point blank. 20 bounce off joes steel body others spray around. Joe frostbites it again and then grabs it. Joe then grabs the tommy and undoes the mag. Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 1:28 PM Chance breaks the padlock and opens the big door Jeremy Kaba — 7/27/2024 2:09 PM Joe was sitting on the manual for this terrible car. He welds the animated tommies bolt shut, its still angry and wants to escape. Joe sits on it and thencreads the manual I finally press the gi button and we leave
Session 4
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
We put the rest of the rockets in the truck Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 11:04 AM Joe launches some missiles from the truck at the warehouse while the rest of us are safely away Joe sees a bwautiful bonefire of explosions. Burning sheet metal flies everywhete Buildings gone Joe hears an exepsnive noise and joe slowed down Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 11:14 AM Joe tries driving the missile car into town. They roadblock him in the outskirts of town. Cpps think its a radio antenne truck with communist markings and confiscate them Joe poorly writes down his info as a tow truck tows the missile truck away. Rest of gang stopped at a nearby end. Joe waddles over. Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 11:24 AM We check into the inn thanks to the cancer patient discount. Kaydance and chance on the room, joe charging in the room. Then I go sleep in the car. The horse struggles up the stairs Joe sleeps in the bucket Chqnce drinks himselr to sleep on the couch Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 11:36 AM I sleep in the whip and read a letter from the hafling mob (italian) (smallfry) and see its an update on me It talks about my sensei and karate group causing problems. I see myself on there, last seen stealing a car. Along with a few other names i know. I also see 2 other names i recognize captured, along with the kid whose my friend and like adoptive lil bro. Gang gets waked up to leave for the morning at 10am. I finally take off maid outfit for normal outfit and swap back out for nromal and wait outside as like a chuefer Horse falls down the stairs on the way out Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 11:46 AM Kaydance takes driv8ng seat A newspaper smacks the windshield. AMERICA AT WAR. Talkijg about pearl harbor. Kaydance is not a U.S. citizen, shes a venixualran citizen Does have passports and green card andnjunk Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 12:04 PM We pull up to the hospital to find faeries outside. I give them the info, and buy 3 halfling mob adresses for my portion of the cash. Chance goes to mob boss, gives info, mob boss asks for fairy protection Joe rubs the basilisks belly Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 12:13 PM Chance talks to the fairies and I go talk to the godfather Chance asks the fairies to avoid hostilites. And if hostilites must happen to take it out on the small fries Rolls real high Fairies say its reasonable but this is a good opportunity. Then that he likes Joe for some reason Fairies are attracted to the plutonium. Ask for some of it. Says he could leave if he could get some of that Karls face irl he whole time of the fairy liking it was great Joe realizes a little bit about radiactivtiy, and that fairirs like it. Joes a fairy magnet flytrap fr France is the feywild frfr. Plants talk due to the radiation now cannonically Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 12:22 PM Joe just shows them his heart and the fairies except that deal. To leave in exchamge for pondering the orb Jeremy Kaba — 8/3/2024 12:32 PM I talk to the godfather and ask him bout my missing homies. One in specific being the missing pseudo brother. Godfather gives me a foruth adress. He also says i can call him... godfather Joe also figures out the basics that the mobster(s) have warlock powers. Small fries, other haflings, ajd fairies all have their own similar type of magic. Bossman is unknown. Fairies are kinda hellish. Small fries have ome that karll will tell joe later. Something death related and all seeing (beholder? Death tyrnat?) The united states government is made up of heavenly beings. Fallen angels the lot of em frfr
Session 5
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
We go back to the malt shop to find its a crime scene Joe makes dialup noises and r2d2 screams and then a phone nitifcario reboot over not knowing if he has fingerprints We drive toa garage and chance wild magic bumbs. He deages 6 years Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 10:57 AM We pull up, i pay the fairies to repair my car. Forgeting Joe could do it Bojack the horse tried and failed to lockpick into kaydances liquor cabinetnon account of hooves and being yelled at in spanish Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 11:15 AM I tell the crew bout my past and some kidnappings of allies and lil bro. I ask for their help and they all agree. Joe wantsnmoney and parts. Kaydance feels like there could be a bond forming within the group and wants to support that after we survived a crazy shootout. Chance is just bored and we don't seem racist so hes down Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 11:46 AM We go to the first adress, aboffice building, and recon the outside. Kaydance just goes in likea normal person Joe tries to distract them as we both rush em. One gets off a quick shot, but it hits the wall. I then git him with beeg arm as his gun flies up and shatters. Chance grabs the othwr one. I woosh up with bird arms andnthen chance follows levitating. We got em both on the roof. Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 11:57 AM Kaydance is schmoozin it up up front. Me and chance interegatd the guy. This place is holding people We also learn theres armed guys directly behind the door. Cut to joe opening the door Kaydance buys a room to get in. Joe opens the door to 3 small guys We finish intergation. Chance dives off the roof with the exagerated swagger of a black teen. Joe takes a straight shot from one of the men as two others chagre him. Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 12:07 PM Joe yells "what the fuck man i saw the guy run off" or the like. Making them stop for a second. Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 12:14 PM Chance then jumps down and breath attacks em. Zaps two. Then does the quick in quick out of the sword from the hilt and a second later the bodies slides off his bodu with blood everywhere Thug tries to shank chance. Firdt swing is wild then second composes himself and crits chances core. Second one shoots into the other thugs shoulder but other guy looks suprisingly fine. Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 12:30 PM I fly down usehe guy i was holding as a knuckleduster to clong the guy in the doorway onto his butt. Then folloe up with like an ovethead crunch. Chance wild magic grows 4 inches and gets bonked by the dudes feet as i drag the now effed up goon out. I then fire round the corner at the guy inside and hit him in the nuts. Joe runs roind corner and silenced pistol shoots a goon in the shoulder. Then jumps forward and glove gun and a follow up chop to almost kill a goon on the side. Kaydance grabs ice for her room and thinks the gunshots are fine. Feels watched but only sees a maid Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 12:41 PM Chance grand turino from mha jumps and swrods the goon i shot at. Crit skewers him Chance has invented his second bon jovie song today Chance runs up stairs passing by a group of goons who all stab at him. Chance floats up, covered in blood, and locks eyes with Kaydance in the hallway Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 12:52 PM A goon plinks joe with a pistol, and other goon shoots the pavement. A shot on second floor at chance goes off into the drywall. Knifeguy rushes but doesn't resh. And rifle guy shoots and misses. Two goons run down the stairs and try to shank me. I flip over and grab the guy who was outside the door. Previoisly grabbed man in other beeg hand and i smack em botb against middle. First grabbed guy is dead other two or prettu injured Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 1:00 PM Joe detahces his legs and jumps onto rifle guy. Swung around his neck to use him as cover, then domed pistol goon with james bond suprresor noise. Joe then cracked thar dudes neck and then jumped back onto his own legs Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 1:09 PM Kaydance sees Chance floating and being shot and rushed at. Then tosses her ice at the ground Jeremy Kaba — 8/10/2024 1:19 PM Goon with a tommy adjacent gun unloads at chance. By aura of built different (and a shield) most of the bullets are eaten or hit the wall to the sound of a fast typewriter. However 5 hit chanc peppering his shouldersm Chance gets oiled up along with floor (rifle guy slips and falls). The ground below lights up along with the wall behind him. 2 thugs burn alive (only 1 dead). 2 slip on ice and crack their skulls/snap heir necks I do my clong clong thing and the other 2 are also sufficiently battered Leaving off Machine gun guy is alive rest are dead One guy upstairs burning alive Chance first floating Me just went holding two bodies hat are thoroughly bruised in big arms. Used both actions Joegoes and is outside Kaydance is upstairs with an empty bucket staring at flame Machine gun guy has empty machinegun
Session 6
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
Joe finishes off machine gun guy. I run up near chance and prepare to shoot Chsnce made the fire turn into a lil kitty Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 11:04 AM Two goons kick down door. I see an angry guy with a gun and reaction pop him. I shot him in the tie of his blue tie and he drops with a lil gargle. Facefiret through the door We all rolled good so suprise round for gang Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 11:11 AM Chance put the fire cat on his sword, thenwalks through the doorway, sees the other goon, and shiskabobs him. Goon reels, then bursts into flame. Still alive barely Chance then titanfall slides under a table The beholder said something in german Joe waddled up and reloads The orb shoots an eye laser that shatters the table and lights it on fire Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 11:19 AM Another eye laser shoots a beam of magic at me, i duck and it hits the wall to no effect Third laser hits chance and makes him a lil eepy. It then starts yelling more Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 11:29 AM I walk in door, wiff a point blank shot on injured guy. The gun then jams for the first time in the 1911s history. I then pop his shin with the right gun, downing him. Then step back behind doorway and wall and holster guns. Chance flies over to the beholder with his hovering maigc. A mini beholder thingy nibbles chances toseies for 1 damage. Chance then lands on the beholder and grabs him by an eyestalk Then tries to plunge his sword through the beholders head. But the eyes then all shift to chance, briefly paralyzing him. Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 11:38 AM Joe dashes in, picks up one of the rifles, then goes high and barely fires above chance I recognize from my one year of school its a gauth. A lesser beholder that wants to subjecate other races. Beholder triple lasers at Chance. One withers chances bones, second infectual, third gauth hits him from the back blowing into the nibbling mouthsnof the lil guys. Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 11:51 AM I step in, grab the other rifle. Raise to shoot, and click this guy anseered the doornwith an empty gun. I throw it like a javelin at beholder, it goes low, and theblil orbs nom cronch it. Then i return behind door, holding one of the corpses in the door as a shield to block it, witj just enough room for joe to go under. Thugs charge, one tries to push the corpse outta the way, then falls below it prone. Another thug pulls a weird pistol and shoot through the crack, sideways gangster style. I catch the bullet and thrownit back henry stickmin 2 style, straight to the adams apple dropping him. Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 12:00 PM Chance gets blasted backwards by a lil guy. He falls on a goons sideways knife, and pokes the goons tummy with his holstered knife. Goons prone beneah Chance. Chance gran turismo bounces onto the Gauth girl. The sword decides to crit of its own free will. Heather screams out from the pain and screams more pain between coughing up blood. She then falls to the ground. She then explodes in magical energy The lil goobers then run away to jump out windows Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 12:10 PM Joe double taps the guy on the floor. Then waddles under the floating corpse and shoots a further away goons gun. The slide blows off into his face and he's down. I go through door and throw the corpses. One nails a goon. The other nosedives and leaves asmear of blood up to a goon charging with a knife. I step back and rrady action to shoot as he rounds the door and gets 🎵 shot through the heart 🎵 3 mini goons fly out the window to escape Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 12:18 PM Chance holds action Joe rounds corner, grazes a dude holding a tommy gun, he lets go with hand, and tells me bout tommy gun as he returns. I fly in, "hello there" grab his gun, point at him and pull trigger. It sticks and unloads the whole typewriter. 1st dude swiss cheese as i point downwards. The thrown corpse and guy underneath are dead. Stock breaks, it bounces up and pokes a few holes in a third guy across sthe room. Then i wreslte it back to pointing down into the ground. Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 12:25 PM I take a few panicked bresths and then drop it. A goon runs up to me in the opening, competly wiffs, then stabs my calf. Another mini beholder thingy flies out the window Chance continues to playdead as a goon rumages his pockets Joe rushes over and headshots a goon cross the room I try to grab the stabber. He dodges both ghost arms. I then grab him with my own two hands and throw him out the window. He falls into soft trashes and eventually makes full recovery Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 12:33 PM Mobster shoots at joe and misses with pisdotl. Chance continues to do nothing Joe witch bolts the remaining goon, wiffs the spell. One of the floaters running away gives a lil yap in the distance, not killed tho. I fly over and grab thebfinal dude, he's scared. End combat I notice Chance ain't playing and yell "OH HE'S DEAD DEAD". Joe runs over and narrowly ressesitates Chance. Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 12:41 PM Theres magic on the corpse. Joe drinks it and it tastes like magic. I see DAVE THE DOPE FIEND, untie him and bros happy to see me. I notice the other 3 don't look like they'd tell the cops. So i take out my pack of 10 camels (that arrn't camels) and give bro one Joe goes to a pile of magic stuff to find cool sword (flametounge, chance) 2 quirky 1911 mags (+1 mags, parker) bag of endleds beans (joe) bag of crunch crunch? broken bag with a bite in it and a FANCY axe (greedy axe? Chance keeps) -fancy cufflinks (makes you feel more secure, Joe) Joe chops a table with axe, throws it, it gets stuck in the table. Potentially cursed? Chance bonks it at table, he feels like he wants to keep it. Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 12:56 PM We meet a bonified cool dude from the Gwenkonka. Proto-surfuer dude. Joe throws a bean atthe corner. Spawns a confused but docille bulette. Joe feeds some frogs to the thing. It still hungry and wanders over to eat Heathers corpse Jeremy Kaba — 8/17/2024 1:00 PM Oh yeah other 2 dudes where young homeless trainees We leave to the rooftop. Other doods follow. One of the trainees is a nurse and fixes Chance up. Chance levels up from near death. Joe lvels up from silly goose. I level up from soup later. Scene ends with dave passing by Dave the dope fiends roof. He pulls a spanking shotgun and gifts it to Joe. Joe makes gremlin squeal in and out of character
Session 7
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
Chance is new character now who just followed Kaydance Lore is the samurai called in a favor with the Don. Now shovel knight takes thebplace Frank Dorman the sensei tells a story in his voice about how he got ambushed by an italian Then proceeded to kick his ass, and now has a funny voice Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 10:43 AM Franky D is cannonically americas god I introduce other two to sensei Shovel woman introduces herself as samurais replacemenet She is from southwest germany since she has a slight southern drawl Her names Gracr Sensei can cannonically can sense where ice came from Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 10:52 AM I jump across a rooftop and do a sick flip. Guy underneath me the alley sees and claps cus yibee Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 10:53 AM Jack black teaches me to karate gooder Hes so based I pull my gun on him to help demonstrate. Hes so based he breaks my gun, instant sawed off He cannonically only has two weaknesses, knowing the lyrics of eye of the tigrr, and spanish He speaks every other language tho Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 11:06 AM Karl decided hes fake cool tho, cringe, so cringe Jack tells how he and Dave where going to raid a mob warehouse downtown to save more people Kaydance speaks spanish at Dave (his weakness) and he drops to the ground Joe whispers to Jack that somebody is better then him downstairs. Jack jumps back up just as I return, and runs off to whoop em Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 11:15 AM I saw an office with attached warehouse. A sumbol of a black triangle with red trinagle and black rose above on it, union symbol (socialist/communist). 2 around perimeter. Regular chainlink fence and crime scene fence surround it. 2 garage doors, 1 side door on the warehouse. Office has fire escape, entrances, windows, 2 back entrances, etc. 2 office rooftop entrances. No connection beteeen the two, parkin lot Dave hotboxes Kaydance and I Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 11:33 AM We come up with a plan Joe gets some bullets from the gun store. Haggles the price for a box o bullets down Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 11:44 AM So I fly Ross, Grace and I up to top of the office building Kaydanxe parks her car a ways away and walks over Dave and Jack wait in my whip We go down to 4th floor and its full of cobwebs, walls are taken out even. 3rd floor just more webs 2nd thick webs, joe collects some Solid 2 foot ball of it Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 12:00 PM 1st floor is a big spider. We see more spider egggs in thr basement We leave back through top. One hand sized spider ends up on my back and Joe succesfully takes him off. Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 12:14 PM We aproach the warehouse and hear gunfire within, and enter Completly empty warehouse. Two gangs dhooting at eachother, floatkng eyes in the middle, tire marks on the floor. Maybe a failed transaction Chance sees inside, runs around and tells chance. We hear explosions inside Joe looks inside and casts mirror image. Seeing the shootout continue, one guy taking a shot. Down but not out Kaydance looks in and holds her action Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 12:30 PM Kaydance looks in and holds her action I kick down the door as planned, see bad guys with guns and lay down fire that one Arnold Schwarazneger movie. Rattling most of the far side, one with rifle droppong prone to dodge the waist high hits. I hit one on the near side. Then hold it on the Gauth. Bullets go straight down his magic devouring eye stalk blasting it off. I hold it on his center of mass but the typewriter in my hands squeals as it jams. I then step back around the doorway to hide. Chance fizzles a spell. Jack gloats as a bomus action and flexes his.muscle as a normal action. The Gauth aproaches me and I hear screaming in my brain. The sheet metal wall im hiding behind shakes violently as its hit with magic. Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 12:42 PM Joe hits the https://youtu.be/4Kqe1ZHGLj4?feature=shared On the beholderlikes using hos sawed off double barrell. 1 misses, 1 hits true on the both. They both live but look very unhappy to be shot. Joe then punches the "deaths kiss" (droopy beholder) YouTube Not Da Mayonnaise Wanna see a magic trick? Image Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 12:53 PM Kaydance uses the silly stick she was gifted by the wedded couple. Kaydance points the silly stick at kiss of death, says "GEEET FUCKED". OOC karl asked for cards against humanity white cards. The bolt pierced straight into the deaths kiss, causing everyone to laugh at it, crit vicioous mockery times 12. It drops dead from vicious mockery Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 1:08 PM Then she pulls out the big machinegun. Puts 50 rounds downrange. Levels the spectator and remaining halfling goons. Also headshots one of Joes duplicates and puts a line in the wall. We all somehow survive. I toss Jack the tommy saying "unjam it". Then draw gun and round corner. I look it dead in the eye and fire as it magic visions me. I freeze in stun as the gunpowder expands. Traveling dead through the gauths eye. Dropping him, then he explodes in magic Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 1:18 PM Chance and Joe loot the remaining bodies. Takimg a tentacle and bloood from the deaths kiss. I go untie the hostages. One looks like Karl irl, callls himself a self insert character and begins expedition dump. They where being held by the spectator. The other 2 showed up talking about overthrowing xanathar but spectator was against. Then two sides started blasting. Then 2 sides started blasting. Then we came in and shot thr place up Jeremy Kaba — 8/31/2024 1:29 PM We emd with the cops showing up and us scattering. Planning to meet at the soup kitchrn in the morning. Sidenote: dave becamr the finish white death over the night. Average night for Dave
Session 8
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
Cops showing up so we all scatter as said. Except joe who goes to the spider tower as cops aproach. Cops get scared off by spiders. Kayfance got the ice Joe escapes to the hotel Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 10:48 AM We drive to the next locatioj Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 11:33 AM We go gamgling in the casinoi Its awesome We play poker irl Joe makes good mo ey Then i make off like a BANDIT against some rich dude bluffing his ass off Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 11:55 AM We follow some sketchy guy to the back room and encounter some rich people being fancy. They ask who we are we dont answer very good so they just pull a trap door and the floor pulls out from under us (and heir minion of some sort). I fly, shoot the one who pulled the door, then drop down. Joe catpults and safelt descends. Chance uses the waitress lady as a stool, hold persons her to prevent fall damage, her back breaks from chance damage. Kaydance, waiter, chance, and I all get knocked out by the gas. Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 12:03 PM Joe faked it They threw us in cart. Chance and I together. Joe with thw waitress. Kaydnace gets her own They throw each carts worth in a room each Joe tries to escape but fails Chance wakes up, casts light on his shovel, i wake up and realizr we are in mobkatraz Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 12:14 PM We yell and discovrr eahcother Rheres some other guy here, we hear him get taken away Some guards come to take Joe away. Joe puts the bag of munching over a mobsters head. There is muffled screaming then the body falls over headless Other guard grapples Joe. Joe pops the guy in the nose, fist gunning his between his eyes. Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 12:22 PM Boots rattle down the hallway of more guards Just as the first guard rounds the bend Kaydance easily knocks her door off. It flies against the wall squashing a guard. She then exits and cheerfully says "hi guys" https://youtu.be/GHPpRX9jpYk?feature=shared YouTube Crunchyroll DOOR vs DEER | My Deer Friend Nokotan Image Rest of group rounds corner. Joe casts wiher and bloom on them. Then runs up with the crit magic trick (shotgun) Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 12:31 PM The four richies from earlier come rojnd the corner like "who dares". I pop the guy i shot earlier and he downs, with other handgun i drop a second richie. 2 more richies, 2 intellect devourers, and a beholder all round the corner after (beholder called Zanthar) Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 12:41 PM Chance cuts himself in character, causing brambles to erupt around the ground. The intellect devourers jump at Chance, clawing at him. Zanathar just feckin bites Chance. Zanthar charm rays Joe. Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 12:52 PM Chance brambles again. The richies drop but aren't dead. Intellect devours wiff at chance, stuck on the bramble. Zanthar hits Chance hard with a ray. Then tries to slide into Joes brain dms but failed. It then turns the disintegration ray on Chance, but waitrrss deus ex macina blocks it with a pan. Then zanthar nom cronches the waitress Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 1:02 PM Jad is cannonically the waitress Kaydance uses the fuck you wand. Makes Zanthar ponder what he had for breakfast, that he had none, then yell in German to be brung breakfast. Then she pops the beholder wih her pistol. Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 1:10 PM Joe tries to ask Zanahar to ditch this place and go grab a bite to meal. Zanathar says "in german" i mean if your down after this. I fly up, put down both brain doggies. Pop Zanthar for a lil damage, then fly back Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 1:18 PM Chance unbrambles, guiding bolts Zanthar, then draws iron but the eye stalk wobbles away. Zanathars eyestalks open fire on Chance while hos body is focused on chatting up Joe. Chance gets dropped to zero health and peter griffin death poses. Jeremy Kaba — 9/7/2024 1:27 PM I fly down to kill Zanthar as joe and Zanthar say cease fire. I put guns to Zanthars big eye in case he rries to attack. We wind down the combat thinking its all clear then A beam comes from the hallway and drops Zanthar to death. And we hear "HOW DARE YOU REPLACE ME" End session
Session 9
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
"I have spent the last 800 years preparing for this day, nothing can stop me now" xanathar says An alarm goes off "I am Xanathar, ruler of crime in Waterdeep. You will rue the day you crossed me" then a metal lockdown door slams down from the ceiling. Trapping Kaydance on other side (Waterdeep was a place in cicilly) Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 10:46 AM We skeddadle upstairs to the casino Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 10:54 AM We find its a shitshow. Gauths, cops, tommy gun weildign bouncers, and fairies all opening firw on eachother as the crowd runs. Every faction hates eachother here. Jad points out a close exit, blocked bya gauth I grab joe and super fly speed to the door. Then make eye contact with a gauth and drop instantly. Joe starts unlocking the door Jad sees Buloney. Yells out for Buloney. Then Buloney drops from a shot Runs to Buloney to save Buloney Buloney Fetucini Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 11:02 AM Chance takes a shot near the heart I see a shot coming for me, then another bullet knocks it down midair Fair wildly sprays tommy gun at Jad. Only a few graze but thats still half health. A gauth hits me with the urple durple ray for a widdle damage Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 11:13 AM It wakes me up. I close my eyes to avoid the paralysizse thing. I put my gun hand in his smelly breath and pop the gauth. It then takes a stray shot that knocks the trajectory off. Causing second shot to hit gauths brain. Joe then unlocks the door, seeing a cop on the other side Chance heals. Jad dodges. Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 11:23 AM Fairy unloads more on Jad for punching its grandma. Most miss, 5 are taken by a patron who happend to run by. Other 5 do hit true tho and mess up organs The cop is waving his gun screaming at us to get down. Joe flings away his gun and then the cop pulls out his baton. He swings to hit Joe, takes a beam mid swing. Will wood and the tapeworms are cannonicallt performing the whole time Joe cataplults away the baton. Cop looks like he wants to charge joe. Dudes racist prob Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 11:31 AM Jad discovers Buloney is coughing blood I take my gun out of the gauths slobbery mouth in time to see the cop about to hit Joe. Then the Gauth explodes. I get blown through the open door into the cop. The cop absrpbs the impact and then cracks his skull on a curb. I grimmace at dead cop, then wait at door on overwatch. Joe also keeps guard Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 11:39 AM Chance heals Buloney. He coughs up a bullet and seems better now. Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 11:50 AM Dave pulls up, i swap bro to the passengers seat and take drivers seat. Immediatly get hotboxed. Fuck the police comes on 200fm wild magic radio as I peel out. Pin turn and run through the cops front line. Car taking bullets, one shot pounds through the window and messes up my side. One bounces off. Dave takes a shot. Then another pin turn to the other side door ready for the others. Cops are there boutta bust down the door. Car is shot up, playin rap before its time, and rolling weed out like a fog machine. Chance brambles the Gauth, it hisses after being pincushioned. Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 11:59 AM Jad grabbed Buloney then ran away with him. Then was lit ablaze by fire beam. One of the cops turns and shoots at the car, plinks off Joe. Other 2 break down the door. I roll down the back windows. Then Joe and I ready our actions to do stuff when poeple arrivd. Then I peel outta there Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 12:07 PM Dave has 3 blunts at the same time. Chance got stoned as well. Gave me munchies irl. We park the car. Jad then gets a call from an invisible phone. We hear the rings tho Buloney is there Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 12:17 PM Jad has a fey patron Dragonborn just pull up. From fairy mob. We are informed all mob leaders besides our guy are dead (feucini linguini). They notice joes a robot. Pull guns, i pull gun, more guys in car pull bigger guns. Then they discover its futute stuff and chill They want to be led to Fetucini. I give one a ride in exchange for them taking Buloney to a hostpital. Malt shop fairy also joins. So me, chance, jad, dave, and dragonborn. Wih fairy and joe. All in 4 person shot up car. Nvm we drop off dave We drive Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 12:25 PM I debrief draogonborn of what just happend News comes on. HughMan Shield is dead and replaced as radiohost. Also Japan has taken over Hawaii and making its way towards mainland U.S. Infod Ump the new radip host is amaxing. Its like he's talking straight to us Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 12:32 PM Joe mends us up We pullup to hospital to see other fancy mob type cars Dragongborn talks aboit how head honchos, replacements, and their kids, all died. Twas thorough Jad gets more phone call problems We know Jad is a warlock with a complicated patron relationship now for sure Fetucini reveals all his friends where attacked. He was attacked by a mind flayer. On the day of hisnother daughters wedding. Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 12:40 PM Fetucini thinks Josepy was taken by the Smallfrys. Feeling like they will take him to Fresno Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 12:48 PM We get some ammo. Jad gets a gun. We swing by Jads parents place. Tells her blabbermouth ma about leaving for Fresno. Ma scene was great I petal to the medal get down there quick to save Josepi Taking ALL of the shortcuts High speed 90 through an alleyway Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 12:56 PM I grab us all and land us on top of the train We pull up in tome to see train leaving I crash us through the door to Don Harveys car I throw two guards out the window with beeg arms. One dies ones injured Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 1:04 PM One calls on the radio. Then joe runs up and slug shots his head off. Jad takes cover and gets callrd by patron Final guard runs and hits a button. We hear a breaking noise. Then Chance hold persons the dude, then walks up, holds gun to his head, and shoots. Jeremy Kaba — 9/14/2024 1:15 PM Joe shoots the front wall at an angle. One bb bounces off a bunch of walls then plinks my nose. Jads patron takes her knife, lights it on fire, slams it into the mangled wall, then slams down. Opening the wall Train rapidly decelerates at a station in boston Kaydances car happens to be parked here The detatched part is stil rolling towards us. Level up to level 6 (yibee we stop there) Level up cus we all went level up? 👉 👈
Session 10
December ? 1941
By: Karl (Edited by Parker)
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
we started with the mob pulling up and magicing guns to fly and chance bouncy castlis the train to make a perficly elastic colision killing only a few people kadance trys to shoot a dude fails then jad did somthing joe puts dude in da stratophere then chance magic guns some bitches jad makes a friend kandece summons JFK from the futchure to bless her holy analiation of orginised crime um combat hapens unell kadance meats train conduter oscar who is the best he gets shot but he fine jad + chance get bad ticets form jads patron joe gets a job and everyong enters train and is heading to fresno then natzis communists and the milliatry with jfk is there
Session 11
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
I take the hostages back to home, find some people are still missing from gang. I get a calll from Jads schizo phone and told the missing people are in Frezno. I take a blunt from Dave, hop in the whip, then show up at session location with a Latvian trenchoat and some chinese opium Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 11:17 AM We pull up. Chance is a cop 3 nazis, 3 communists, 1 wizard, 4 navy people, 4 unidentifeid all sit in a warehouse After Chance and I talk. Chance brings up "the boston bandit", i say he sounds cool. Chance is totaly off the job and ignoring my laebrining JFK is on of the navy people Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 11:25 AM The communists and nazis are offering stuff to hollywood to push propaganda. JFK as well. Unidetified group says they'll cause a strike if they don't run the story. The wizard, a 13 year old girl, says they can run all of them Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 11:45 AM They talk for a bit, then we pop off Joe and I open fire, it plinks off thr light centered on them, an antimagic and antibullet field. Chance drops down to drop on em and bounces off the field. Everyone drops and pull large guns that they would not reasonably have. Except nazis they pull pistols. Aiming at eachother and yelling as the wizard teleports away. The light disapears with the magic, leaving us all in darkness. Magics back as well Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 12:04 PM Everbody scatters. Chance drops and says "this is a police raid, don't resist or you will be shot. Or something like that". Then proceeds to blow a hole in two mobsters who where reaching for their guns. Half the navy flees like cowards. But jfk pulls out a jfk, hits the "we ask not for better times but to be stronger men" from cod zombies. Other guy just draws a pistol Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 12:19 PM I fly down and, spray, and blast a mobsters legs out Joe teleports the rocket launcher communist really high. Then tries ro do that to a second one but spell fizzled Chance yell at the navy to get down. One does then JFK says he has jurisditication Also the two mobsters got down on the ground. Chance healed the guy I shot. Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 12:36 PM I fly up to the nazis since i remeber the propaganda that nazis are bad and russians are my friends. They are wearing some sorta magic armor so my bullets mostly plink, they each take 50 damage, but keep kicking as gun jams. Joe shoots the communist with big dinner plate gun, centter of mass with rifle but hes still standing Nazis unload 6 total at me, i catch one and throw it back but miss Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 12:55 PM Communists unload at Chance. Wings get shredded by gunfire as he goes down. Same guy turns it towards me and manages to have 4 pierce my wings and 1 mangle my right upper arm. I mert JFK as joe superhero lands down and saves me. Chance also sees jfk. 2 nazis and a russian run. Navy pistol guy makeout tackles a russian. Final Nazi shoots joe and it plinks 1 mobster runs, guy i shot stays stable and hiding God JFK stabalizes Chance Joe blows a Naxis skull off. Everyone is now gone, dead, neutralized, or us Kissing navy and communisr disapear We hear an explosion as teleported guy explats Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 1:19 PM We come to and talk to jfk We go back to the hotel where Kaydance and Jad where I go into a gun store and buy 200 rounds worth of .45, then get shoed away when i say i have a slide action and want a revolver A centaur goes through town and says "Hes coming". Everyone else groans and goes into their house. Session end Jeremy Kaba — 10/19/2024 1:26 PM (Its the dirtman)
Session 12
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
Something breaks the window, stabs Jad and pulls her out the window. She tries to hang onto the window, then to detach her leg, yet still gets pulled down and off into the night. The rest of us burst awake, racing to Jeremy Kaba — 11/2/2024 11:16 AM Kaydance jumps out the window Chance kicks the door and flies out the window The rest of us jump out it Everybody chases the screaming but it quickly moves away. As the townies come out of their hosue saying "some poor feller forgot their dirt" The sheriff waddles out. Joe runs up slightly uncomfortably close and asks where he takes the people whocforget their dirt. Then they sing the dirtman song to ragtime music. Leading us to his lair deep under the mountain. Jeremy Kaba — 11/2/2024 11:33 AM Meanwhile Jad screams at the phone. We talk the sheriff, he deputizes us (with lil stickers) and we go deal with the dirt man. 2am december 10th rn. We go back to the hotel, get dressed, hop in kaydances whip, and follow the trail of Jad Jeremy Kaba — 11/2/2024 12:44 PM Dirt man charges us, grabs (stabs) me. Then teleports away with me, poppin me into a cage. I empty my tommy gun as he runs away, it jams as the last bullet in the drum empties. Joe shoots at him as soon as he exits the cave with the sotgun. Shothun dead center of chest, ribs cracking, dirt disapearing. As he falls to the ground into a pile of bones. Joe then chaos warps him up to make sure he's dead. And crushes the bones. Gang goes itno the cave. Its long and dripping with various substances. Joe collects samples. They see another one and Chance drops a crocodile on it. He then telepathically says "fools" and reveals he is a mind flayer. (We assume he's turninf people into dirt) Yeah he's turning people into dirt, and has for 200 years. He teleports away, then returns. Chance remers this is billy the squid. The best sharpshooter in all of history who just dispaared, with a giant bounty. Joe throws the squids book into the fire. Then jumps at him. Billy the squid opens his coat, revealing the viggest iron, with 21 notches on it. Then proceeds to fan the hammer at Joe. Only one hits, but its blow a hole through Joe middair. Then proceeds to dodge joe and speedload. Chance challenges him to a duel at high moon. Then heals Chance, but first puts him a cage at Billys requesst. I open up at Billy, land 2 critical bullets missing the rest, miss thrice with revolver as well. Jad applied first aid to herself. Kaydance and Billy talk. Joe wakes up. Billy moves, revealing another mark with 30 marks. This man has killed at least 100 people, everytime with a bigger gun. Jad gets a call from the patron to not kill the guy. Billy teleports away. Jeremy Kaba — 11/2/2024 12:51 PM We rob the bitches house. His charred spellbook is about rrsserection. White ooze drips from the ceiling. The ooze likes to eat peoples memories. Oblek attacks It oozes down and ooozes oozily Its british and wants its mommy Jeremy Kaba — 11/2/2024 1:01 PM It oozes onto Chance to no effect. Chance shoots it and it dies like ballisitics gel. Inside was a paper signed by billy the squid saying "see you at high moon". We steal a buncha shit from the dirtman and run away. Jumo in the cack and skeddadle. Salmon randomly apears, Chance control waters and now ishy bubble yipee. He cannot let him die.
Session 13
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
Yeah we robbed that guy hard. We got lotsa loot Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 10:52 AM The guy we rescued talks about the dirtman being on the villain grindset. Then drops dirtman lore,talks about how his dirt fell out then he got dragged away, he lived there for a few months with a hamster water dropper and turned people into dirt. We return the guy to the mayor. The mayor didnt think we'd return. Tells how everyone else is dirt. We get 50 bucks, 10 each ( @Rosweld Tinker you get 10 dolar). We go back to camp to ponder our orbs. Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 11:04 AM Joe just bricks because software do that sometimes. Kaydance puts him in the corner while we ponder our loot Jad and I trade some.items We vaguely know what our stuff do Chicken aarqkocra receptionist wakes us up Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 11:15 AM Jads patron calls again and says go outside. The sheriff gives us a job to go hunt down bank robbers while the sheriff campaigns for office. Yeah my guy just totally agrees with the cops and likes the law ig. Seeing how im the driving force to support the sheriff and follow the plotline The sheriff is great. Hes terrible and its great Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 11:28 AM Jad talks to Chance, Chance gives a lil lore. Both came to their jobs due to family. Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 11:35 AM Chance asks them to open up normally. They say nobodies home. I channel stereotypical cop as power rushes to my head from the deputy sticker. Open up dirtbags and kick the door. Almost breaking it down. Chance sighs, says normally you gotta give em more time. Then punches down door Same time Jads patron calls saying to use the knife. Jad says no. But once the breaking happens Jad pulls out the knife, it vibrating with excitment, and usees it to break the locks. Then Kaydance knocks the door down, which flies into Chance. Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 11:42 AM One of the tarot triplets (group we are hunting here) shoots at Chance, the door Kaydance slammed into him eating the bullet. Another shot domes Chances ghost clone. Jad triew and fails to put away the evil fire knife 3 satyr women. One has a submachije gun, one has a rifle, one has a big iron. All crammed into a tiny lil cottage. Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 12:47 PM Lotsa money here, they where counting it. Green one puts away gun and magics Chances copy. Then turns into chimera (the normal dragon lion goat one). Leather one (blue) shoots at me twice with the rifle. Two misses. Pink one in an open vest sprays at chance, kaydance, and jad with her smg. Only 2 hit; on Kaydance, to relatively minor effect. Pinky hums a thunderwave, minor effect on everything. Chance and clone slam fire the room. Dropping pink and blue. Injuring green Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 12:59 PM I round corner, put 4 rounds into the chimera, 3 hitting, then duck behind door. Jad puts her knife in her purse, put her jacket over it to smother it, then runs away Kaydance casts get fucked wand at Chimera. The two newlyweds fall through the roof, crushing the Chimera. Transforming back to satyr Jad spare the dyings the 3rd one. The italians are weirded out of whats going on, all excited to see Kaydance. Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 1:11 PM They want back to hollywood, we suggest road trip to hollywood to escape frenzo. Then FOOLS, billy the squid apears out front. For the duel at high moon. Chance walks out, uses wall of force to surround them. As Kaydanxe and Jad take care of the civies, I stand nearby. Jeremy counts them down. They fire SAME TIME, and bullets collide midair fusing. Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 1:20 PM Both fire a few shots. Billy stops wih Chance at 1 health. Gloats that Chance isn't looking so good, "Any last words" "You should talk after the duels over" and shoots Billy. Billy gets hit but lives and goes to finish Chance. Then the dirt tears asunder, demony tentacles coming up. Then up comes. The dirt god. (Its jads patron pretending). He tells the Dirtman to not murder Chance and instead go to washington d.c. Okay byeeeeeeee Dirtman demands to know where washington D.C. is. A dirt car then comes up and dirtman drives off. Chance gets the second gun dirtman tossed aside earlier. Shjny iron. Jeremy Kaba — 11/9/2024 1:28 PM We go back. Get paid. Another 60 each (Chance keeping extra little from stolen). Fail to get the bad shrriff not elected. Then ROAD TRIP
Session 14
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
We are at the movie studio and Jad got us all roles. On the christmas carol remake, a workers carol. Christmas carol except told by little timmy and how we neee to eat the rich Kaydance is the rich. I am a working miner. Chance is the unfortunate innocent casualties of the glorious revolution. And Joe is the pinkertons now ig Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 10:55 AM Lil timmy is an actual child they got from a mining accident This is the most over the top commie shit i've ever seen its amazing Some small fry i recgonize as especially bad comes in, he goes up and starts a conversation with some other halflings. Chance sneaks up and eavesdrops. The halflings talk about how they can't stand this over the top communist propaganda and hate it here. They also talk about regaining mob footholds in cali. They also mention Jemery being a problem racistly. Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 11:13 AM Reminder cus we forgot when it happene. Chance got magiced to be racist towards middle eastern people due to the 9/11 magic. He thinks Jeremy and Jad are one of the good ones tho. Chance shares info. This is the guy who keeps people kidnappped. Hatch a plot to follow him We shoot the Chance death scene where many many people die in a communist revolution Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 11:21 AM And Kaydance too This is so over the top its campy Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 11:32 AM The italian sneaks away. Chanxe and I follow flying. See him and another get into a fancy looking car. Kaydance drives and we all tail them They arrive at another warehouse Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 11:48 AM Chances familar saw em go down to the 4th basememt and go into room. 10 hostages, 5 people (4 guns, 1 buff) and the doorman. Its an apartment building, people inside Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 12:00 PM Grace scams her way in as Pastrami, we are in Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 12:09 PM Go to the basement. We find Farfowly, mean little bastard, bad news, burned down Jeremys parents house, etc. Tries to get them handed off to us, he deniew. Higher ups am i right. He tells us to chill and get ready for the show in this blank brick room. Lotsa dust. And a big thump on the wall that shake the bricks. Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 12:16 PM The wall finally comes down. A giant mouth one eye thing with crab arms and spikes fully chained to the wall. Giant mouth, big enough to fit a bus in. Constellations within the large eye. The mobsters laugh and push the mosbters to the monster (spahgetti) I grab my gun stealthly in the back and the mobster had a gun pointed at me the entire time as i was grabbing and prepping the gun and only just shot as i tried to make a move despite pointing gun for like several minutes totally totally. Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 12:33 PM He gets off first shot. I twist a bit as the shot pierces in my front and out my side hurting insides. Second shot jams. I then grab him, melt his skull with tommy gun, then spray towards the others, peppering one but he lives through numerous bullets. Chance throws a lightning bolt at spahgetti. Spahgetti crushes and eats a hostage. Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 12:53 PM Spahgetti has me astral tethered or something so. So i unjam, rejam, unjam, empty the mag into the creature in a hail of plink and it not seeming fazed. Then teleport back to where I just was teleported from Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 1:02 PM Kaydance moves over, and lines up the 3 armed mobsters. She opens up with her machine gun and puts a pair of baseball sized holes through all 3 of them, along with 11 more in the first guy. 1,069 damage is dealt to that first guy It sounds like a warzone down here, minor earthquake. This also shakes the creature loose. Spahgetti is mostly free. Kaydance then uses her wand on spahgetti. Then spahgetti talks in a booming voice, in a language too old to understand. It starts singing "they both they both they both reach for the gun the gun the gun". Spahgetti dances as much as he can whilst chained as well. The earthquakeing continues from the booming voice. Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 1:10 PM The one remaining Italian surrenders and begs to not be hurt, he was just following orders. Spahgetti shifts and shoots a giant beam, making a bright starlight all over the room (but cone shaped). Everyone in the cone accept chances spider. The walls crumbles as the big worm comes forward towards Kaydance, swinging at each of us Jeremy Kaba — Yesterday at 1:22 PM It crunches Jeremy and Grace in its claws. Knocking Jeremy to the verge of death after that gunshot. Its tail emerging from the hole and wrapling around the inoccent people. It then bites Kaydance, skewering her left arm and lower torso, knocking her to 1 hp.
Session 15
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
The creature bonks Jeremy and Katelina to 1 hp on legendary action. Rosweld misses shotgun then zaps it. Kaydance shoots the creature a bunch and it dies Parker — 11/30/2024 11:36 AM Mobster comments on us turning level 8 Us being a higher level is cannonical Chance casts detect person THE wizard is next door (Executive working for the wizard. Potato potaato Parker — 11/30/2024 11:54 AM We talk to the executive and she is evil. She just feeding people to the creatures. Jad tells me to shoot so i shoot the associate, he's dead. Executive tries to press button, joe stops it. Jad tries to stab the exec but misses. Joe gets her to put her hands up. Parker — 11/30/2024 12:06 PM We knock her unconcious. It takes 10 real life minutes The mafia members had union cards. The guy Jeremy shot had personal beef with Jeremy. We find info on Sir Michael Exavier. A wizard with actual fucking importance for once. Parker — 11/30/2024 12:13 PM Jad got it right totally ad libbing Necromancer guy The button is a trapdoor button Leads to am escape rail, minecraft minecart. We go down the track. Parker — 11/30/2024 12:23 PM It leads to the sewers, then to hollywood The hollywood sign flashes a litte. We can't remeber when the sign was constructed We don't remeber it ever flashing like itnjust did tho Joe tries to open the grate with frost ray, it violently explodes Joe heres the cops. They are here Parker — 11/30/2024 12:36 PM Kaydance overhears the cops side of the story. We are branded commies and the villains Kaydnace drives away Parker — 11/30/2024 12:44 PM We go to the movie. Get redirected to the hollywood sign The hollywood sign is magic and obscures the wizards of the coast tower. Parker — 11/30/2024 12:55 PM The towers big and tarids like. Big outside, even bigger inside. We knock on the door Jad kinda sorta lies us in. Under psuedo nym We elevator to floor 420 to talk to Jacob Parker — 11/30/2024 1:05 PM We talk to Jeffery the divination wizard. Hes an eye or something. Hes the spahgetti guy, because he wants to own this part of the world. Hes not perfect divination wizard, full of hot air. Jads patron was okay with him releasing them on west coast so as to avoid east coast entirely. Jads patron is plotting some sort of shit with washington D.C. Parker — 11/30/2024 1:14 PM Theres 94 sgettis along the west coast. They are getting 3 more a week.
Session 16
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
The guy disapeared to summon sgettis Building disapears and we are outside of the holllywood sign Magic newspaper hits us. Japan is attacking the west coast Parker — 12/7/2024 11:08 AM Jads patron calls on Joes speakerphone. Tells us that theres a super ship out there in charge. Tells us to go deal with it We call jfk. Convince him to go the golden gate bridge by bribing him with hot people Parker — 12/7/2024 11:18 AM Kaudance gived Jeremy the keys as the place is under attack to get to the bridge quick. Driving minogame. The shelling happens Air raid sirens start as we pull up to the mouth of the golden gate. Japanese ships visible off the shore and shells crashing on buildings around us. Parker — 12/7/2024 11:46 AM We yalk to the russian sub. Its broken, understocked, and currently useless Jeremy holds Mrs. Cortez with ghost arms. The tiny gnome and weightless girl grab arm. Then they all speed fly down the bridge towards the wizard. Parker — 12/7/2024 11:54 AM Japanese planes strage us. Kaydance takes a grazing shot, still major damage from plane tier gun. Off in the distance a japanese flag rises, it begins to blot out the sun as the beast below emerges. A tarrasque in millitary armor plating. Pet Kaiju Parker — 12/7/2024 12:08 PM We come withjn view of the wizards (9 of them, presumably one per school). Joe headshots the kid. He loads a single shot into his rifle, he aims whilst head by Jeremys foot claw and flying rapidly. He sets his sight on the kid he failed to shoot earlier and pulls the trigger. The bullet falls a little from range, and removes her neck. The tarassque roars and aproaches us. The earth quakes Parker — 12/7/2024 12:16 PM I drop off everbody, fastball chance, and get below the bridge slightly. Parker — 12/7/2024 12:25 PM Chance pokes the eyeball wizard with his lance. He did in fact not forsee it. Follows up by webbing that group. Parker — 12/7/2024 12:37 PM Joe hits the eyeball. It coughs blood. He forsees bad things in his future Tarasque is about 100 feet away. It roars while the flag billows Parker — 12/7/2024 12:55 PM Chance gets magiced on by the wizards. A generic blast breaks his haste concentration and he drops. Anothet wizard tosses a fireball at Kaydance and she tanks pretty well.
Session 17
December ? 1941
By: Parker
Ran by: Karl
Starring: Chance as Grace McMüllerklien, Jad as Penelope Clark, Joe as Rosweld Tinker, Kaydance as Katelina Cortez, and Parker as Jeremy Kaba
Chance fire breathes the eyeball and cobwebs Eyeball explodes, then chance daintily floats below the bridge Kaydance holds action on godzilla again Parker — 12/21/2024 11:25 AM Godzillas steps make joes radiation levels increase Its kinda smelling joe Its a fey dam Joe pops the goth wizard solid hit in the digestive system. Parker — 12/21/2024 11:44 AM Jeremy runs up to the first wizard and melts his head opening up with the tommy gun. Bullets go through and hit the dwarf behind him named parker in the neck. The recoil takes the gun up, james bond lasering the next guy in half. Proceeds to rattle the fourth one. Them jams right before hitting the final one jn the line The necromancer the revives the rest as wizards, then hits Jeremy with some magic. The zombies then all walk up to Jeremy to hit him, but he weaves through the hail of bonks with minor bumps. Jeremy dodges through the zombies then gets a proper hit from another wizard, causing him to stumble and take a few extra hits from another wizard. Finally feeling real hurt. Like real hurt. The tarrasque smells Joe and waddles towards him instead. Parker — 12/21/2024 11:52 AM Another magic beam bounces off from the wizards getting silly Chance hastes up, tentacles the gothcromancer, and floats back down Parker — 12/21/2024 12:11 PM Kaydance lights mecha tarrasque the fuck up. Kaydance unloads the rest of her bullets belt at the Tarrasque. Only 16 bullets of the 90 get through the armor. It rawrs as it gets pepperes. Reflecting 5 bullets deflecting back. Kaydance dies again and JFK God returns her. The tarrasque however doesn't get that lucky The Tarrasque screams as its filled with gigant bullet holes, then it falls to the sea in slow motion. The flag figurativey setting on the japanese empire. Then behind it is revealed the biggest battleship we had ever seen. The final wizard sees this and calls on a phone "hey switch to plan B". Then takes a shot from Joe. Sniper elite headshot just like the kid, passing through the phone as well Parker — 12/21/2024 12:20 PM Jeremy sprays down the 4 zombies attacking him and it jams on the final shot. He pulls his big iron on that final one, it falls off the bridge dead. Then he flies over to the final wizard, unjams, and unloads on him, swiss cheesed We all fly down to the sub at JFKs request and chance drifts us over. Parker — 12/21/2024 12:35 PM Chance almost gets us killed, almost nukes washington. Then torpedos an enemy sub. One guy tries to betray us and Joe teleports him off the ship. Parker — 12/21/2024 12:46 PM We go up on the ship Kaydance steals some ammo Parker — 12/21/2024 12:54 PM Kaydance fakes being the spanish volunteer. The real hector shes impersonating comes in. Joe and I teplort in with kennedy. I grab the boss, tommy gun to his head, holding him hostage. The noise covered by the guns firing. The alarms go off as we have the boss hostage. Parker — 12/21/2024 1:02 PM Kennedy says this is weird so we open up Some teleport away. Joe and Kennedy open up. Me too The room is now cleared. As engines and footsteps get closer Parker — 12/21/2024 1:23 PM Joe explodes some of the group of attackers Plane hits the bridge I shoot the pilot, teleport shenaniganizer Parker — 12/21/2024 1:33 PM We take cover from the planes Parker — 12/21/2024 1:42 PM The emepror was nearby. In full samurai gear and with a sword. Jeremy unloads the entire tommy gun on the big boss. He dies. Jeremy walks up and shoots him in the back ofnthe head several times and hes dead. Blunt end campaign