Session 1
By: Joe
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
@everyone recap: the party started act 2 off my campain with 3 ( @Jeremy Kaba , @Karl, @Spark Jones) in there tavern. The world has slowly been turning grey(except dragonsbay) and at first the people argued with eachother but came togethrr to ask the party for help. Rosweld Tinker — 11/04/2023 3:22 PM A group of 5 advisors came to the tavern and ask if the group can investigate the forest(Pacificly a castle) wich snows ash and the trees became glass. They had no origional compensation exept to advertise the tavern. With some demands, a falling chandelier, and a threat with the FDA. the advisors agreed that the tavern will get remodeled, the advertisement, life insure, and 20 gp each And the party went to the forest near phandelver without a hiccup. When the party arrived the area was so dull that it was just black and white and chance remembers that this is the same forest from the dream sequence and advised them not to where metal and procuded. Rosweld Tinker — 11/04/2023 3:33 PM After a while chance felt a dark energy near a clearing and saw a black mass. The. Came near and saw a black goop with white swirling in it and rithiling like it was alive. It was drawn towords the metal and organic material, chance put the handle of his wepon, it lached to it and turned it to glass. Parker flicked a coin at it and it nearly jumped to it amd in about a minute or so heated it up so much thrust it glowed and turned to rust. They procesed to the plaines near by(parker using chance as a sheild against the goop) wich the grass waa white. Rosweld Tinker — 11/04/2023 3:46 PM After a minute of walking they found a corpse wich was just a skeleton and chance detected wich reakes of undead. Karl tries to put a bird in it and it startes to animate; the malice poured out of the cracks and minorly wraped itslef in the malice like webs and decayed skin, malice formed in it eye sockets as it stands shivering and twiching while its head stayed motionless. Chance them called it skelital slur ans it pulles out its saber(also held together by malice) as it lunged it to chances side. Inititive is rolled Many atracks were made, stabs(wich made it spurt malice in a 5ft radius) cut, and shots with an arrow as the creature died by karls hands. The skeleton with its supplies fell apart as the malice turn flacide as the goop wich held it together became stagnic and inert.
from here there are several holes in the recap, they aren't counted as sessions numberwise. But they happend and thats why theres holes
Session 2
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Sugar Glider lifts Biskit out of a hole. Then becomesmayor of a liftocracy spider colony
Session 3
By: Joe
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Revived the headless kobold as zombie Jeremy Kaba — 12/02/2023 11:43 AM So that dungeom crawl was 30 minutes. 10 of vicious bloodshed. 10 of eepy. Tuen 10 if more violence and some negotiation Jeremy Kaba — 12/03/2023 5:51 PM @Adventurer @DM who recappin? Rosweld Tinker — 12/03/2023 6:02 PM I will: the party. Starts the session by waking up from a cat nap wich was from compleating 2/3 of a kobold den(they wemt their due to cargo being stolen). When they did wake up @Karl fell from the celling somehow passing both the spider den and the kobold den. The party goes back to the front of the cave and goes threw the last tunnel, bisket charges threw and activates a muddy indana jones boulder trap wich he slide down. Everyone else slide down after the trap was sprung. The then see a iron door with a kobold behind it. @Jeremy Kaba tried to convince that they were the HOA and that they did something wrong(idk... @Jeremy Kaba explaine). The kobold got fed up and locked then locked it, then @Jeremy Kaba. Sais that the door was apart of HOA(Also idk), kobold got pisses and opend unlocked it. @Jeremy Kaba boldly opend it and the kobold tried to shoot him eith a balista wich tordek neo doged and @Karl uno revirsed the bolt wich bisket first tried to grab. The party then saw another door wich the herd a suffle. @Jeremy Kaba animated the kobold named jerremy and @Spark Jones also did the HOA bit at the door wich imedialy opens. Rosweld Tinker — 12/03/2023 6:12 PM They saw inside a log cabin interior with 8 cobolds in fake noble costumes and one dragonborn that looked like a large kobold. In the room had the special cargo, a lever to lower a gate that blocked the parties wagon amd a "closet". The party and the drogonborn had a conversation that ended in both the group's saying that they were both acting in their own costums, self defence and that it was a big misunderstanding. The party them barterd for the cargo wich the party gave the goblin bagpipe that kona made and a golden chalice. The dragonborn agreed and gave back the crate, lowerd the gate and let then past, but the dragon gave kona a amulat wich goofy magic. Rosweld Tinker — 12/03/2023 6:26 PM The parry then went into dragons bay, the new city(like newyork and the amazons). They headed to the dragon spire in the school district to return thr package. They wemt through a magical elevator wich brougth them to the top of the spire, meeting Quiltith the cronomancer a ravin person wich 2 brains and 2 voices. He told the party that the package was not for him but an advisor to the king. The only way to meet him was by going to a ball in 6 days. The party needed much more streat cred so quiltith made a map of little side quest the first in the fishermans districk. They headed over. Karl bougt a 500gp javalen(still working out stats) and his first pull was a shoe. Chance bought a 10 gold fishermans kit and pulled and got a 10 foot wide horseshoe crab. The party then went to the blace(basicly crackerbarrle on the docks) called the twisted maw. Jeremy Kaba — 12/04/2023 7:36 AM No Neo dodge, i was just short enough it missed. HOA was an attempt to BS our way in (which the door did NOT help in might i add, this whole place got bad doors) Rosweld Tinker — 12/05/2023 6:19 PM No more anoying doors, i will tell you that
Session 4
By: Joe
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
@Adventurer @Rosweld Tinker i repeat. Who recapin? Rosweld Tinker — 12/26/2023 9:59 PM The party started the session with the secret door closing them in and xithian (doppleganger) says" i'll see you soon. Torches light to a 10ft wide(coverd in symbols of the blood moon) to a door of dark bronze door(stelthaly) and biscut slide down the stairs. (Will do rest tommorow)
Session 5
By: Parker/Karl
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Chances character disintegrated os he retired Jeremy Kaba — 12/30/2023 12:34 PM Got a lil silly noncannoically We got a hit job from the mob Went and talked to her Turned her into cat Went to boss. Found out he doesn't give invities we just showup to the ball So i axed him, kona finished by godzillaing him. Then i animated his fresh skelly We got fight Jeremy Kaba — 12/30/2023 1:43 PM @Adventurer @Rosweld Tinker whose doin the actual recap? Karl — 12/30/2023 1:44 PM mind if i do it Jeremy Kaba — 12/30/2023 1:44 PM Lmao yeah Karl — 12/30/2023 1:50 PM so it started with a non canon silly thing where we got a hit job from the mob so we talked to the mob hit victum and turned her into a cat it was so goofy then we showed up univited to a ball and killed a few people and foght more peoplw also derring it @Rosweld Tinker said "Its in one of the poorer districts" and @Spark Jones said "I've got charisma like the crazy old guy who lives down the street that has at least kind of convinced you that the government is out to get you. But he also hasn't taken a bath in months so." also @Kona said "How strong are the walls and how many orphans do i see" yah and that is everything that hapened im taking no notes and nothing i said is inaccurate Jeremy Kaba — 12/31/2023 2:37 PM @Kona @Nate @Spark Jones @Rosweld Tinker who rccapin? Jeremy Kaba — 01/06/2024 9:29 AM So last week chances characteer sheet died. So old chararcter retired, new character, kobold, joined us. We got a hit job from some mob adjacent bastards with slaves to kill an escaped slave. We tallked to her and @Jeremy Kaba turned her into a cat. We went to the mob boss to collect our invite to the big party. Upon learning he cannot give out an invite @Jeremy Kaba drove my axe into his shoulder, @Kona finished him by godzillaing him, and then i reanimated him to be on my side. Then we got in a fight with all his goons while the patrons fled and the slaves where freed.
Session 6
By: Parker/Joe
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Combat happend Chance got michael jackson slid on twice by a guy. Then nate domed him I made a pair of zombies. Had my pack of feral children pull up on him. Then my bad rolls made this guy slippery Jeremy Kaba — 01/06/2024 12:50 PM We went to the nerds tower We got a weird amulet, the door was a lil shit We went to wizard school garden Jeremy Kaba — 01/06/2024 1:36 PM Wizard told us togo find a ruby *ruby plant We went to the woods Couple in game days on wandering Somethng was stalking We found plant Stalker apeared. Plant kitty wgo guards the plant Negotiated a bit. She would only let us get pollen We did. Causing a beautiful spectacle, and a polen map We got a crystal copy of the flower Hoerver she would only come with us so the nerd could study her if we sparred Rosweld Tinker — 01/06/2024 3:50 PM We start the session with the combat of a section of the maffia fighting them(we finalized chances chances new character). Summary for rest of fight: kolbolt went sleepy and breathed fire strangely(spirit bard), parker got to finnaly make a lot of zombos, Nathan did funny stand up shoot lay done, kona now has brass nuckles. Lady gave locket out of fear due to parker killing guy who fled. (On "accident") Rosweld Tinker — 01/06/2024 4:01 PM Parker wanted to do a nonleather attack but went out of hand Lethal Jeremy Kaba — 01/06/2024 4:03 PM no guilt was felt here for the fleeing guy. I the player wanted this guy dead after my first cool thing with a proper story was robbed away. So Tordek tried to knock him out with his axes hilt, but stone axe and giant strength resulted in a cracked skull (which i am going to point out that i went for the lethal knockout BEFORE anyone else spoke). Chance and Nate joined in out of character in not caring whatsoever about the attempt at a guilt trip. If your going to put us up against slavers and show them essentially executing a slave we are not going to care that the very last one is fleeing in an otherwise lighthearted hack and slash.
Session 7
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
I went oo oo aa aa while pounding monkey chest to regain all lukcys Nate — 01/20/2024 10:36 AM Hahaha Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 10:46 AM Nate phantasmal forced Chancr hasted Kona burrowed Thw creature plant growthed the place, makijng it all super diffucult terrain. Howveer thanks to @Nate goofy ah idea and a good roll, monkey only got normal difficult terrain. Oo oo aa aa Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 10:58 AM Kona missed the powder flamethrower Chank lionnel style rode the kibty and smacked it Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 11:14 AM Nate shoves cat up, then takes a wound as he skeddaldes away. I used a pair of luckies to hit. Dealing 56 damage as i grabbrd her outta the air and broke her back over my knee. Magic resistance made it halved tho 💀 Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 11:21 AM It pseudo-tps away. Then shlorps off a lil buddy. Kona cut down a tree, prepping to throw Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 11:29 AM Chance gets rrady for fastball Kona asks for uppies I fastballed chance into the guy. Took lucky but he hit. Then chance took damagw too (pretty cringe) Dice favored fastballing Nate quickly as he asked for uppies. Then turned into a 1, so bro boyoyoyoyoinged into a tree beek first. Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 11:39 AM Kitty spike growthed the ground and ran to the corner like a lil coward. Lil one TPed next to nate in the tree. Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 11:58 AM Kona threw a tree at the kibty. Good shot Chank just advanced forward Nate missed everything Missed a big axa throw, no lucky, this is so sad Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 12:09 PM Chank got bashed into the tree realm, popped out another tree, and got bonked by other kibty Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 12:23 PM Kona prepares for upsies Chance used tree travel, then bonked the lil guy to death with flat side of katana Parker tried to fastball Kona like we planned, but joe gave disadvantage AND no hit modifier, pretty cringe ngl Me and Kona took no damahe whilst Nate and Chance got knocked down to bout half health each lmao Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 12:39 PM Kona took 39 rafiant damage after tryna intimdate the plant. Smacked it, and took another 8 damage Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 12:39 PM Yeah kitty surrender. We gave plant nerd all the goods Kona smacks plant with his axe, it dinks off Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 12:48 PM Nate (plants papa) asked it for a knife and it gave him it Then the rest of us take turns asking it for weapons, failijng and taking damage. Kona puprosefully snorted flower dusr tho Jeremy Kaba — 01/20/2024 12:55 PM Lil silly
Session 8
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Chances character melted Teacher broke up the disruptive students (me and chance) so we got even sillier We all got drip. Kona getting just booty shorts and a tie. Kona counted out 100 gold one at a time poorly counting over an in game hour. Got acided but kept going, based Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 11:09 AM We bought mystery rings from another bad merhant. Swimming and cold resitance Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 11:25 AM We get jumped by some sorta rogue from presumably the thieves guild Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 11:40 AM Chance tiptoed up, stabbed him, and then daintly froliced away. I waddle in hid direction, cast blight, and mildly dehydrate him with blight Kona convinced him to be fwends, then he grappled away. Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 12:23 PM We showed up to the place, is pretty Got drunk ro varying degrees. Gavd the thing yo the lady. Part of a speargun. Guy gets murdered. Theives fight feds. We also fight feds Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 12:57 PM Chank got a stab and a wiff Nate melted a looser with a laser beam Kona burnt the knigbt boss, then chopped him in hald Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 1:10 PM Black hand goons all attacked guards, dealing some good damage Black hand boss pierced a knights face I walked up to one of em monkey mode. He stabbed me in the thigh. Then i crushed with a two fisted monkey bonk His buddy dash attacked me for 50 damage, severing monkey leg at the knee, causing me to pop back to dwarfmode Kona got fire breathed by a guard. Chance then literally steals Konas kill. Grabbing the guard like a lil kobold arms, flips Biskit off. Then teleports 60 ft into the air but the goon made his save not to be TPed Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 1:18 PM Chance tped to roof, pushed off of it. Then fell 60 ft sword drawn straight onto the guard shattering his ribs and almost killing him. Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 1:26 PM Ally fireballed a knight Nate missed sac daggering him Kona knocked chance (big and lil) at high speeds into the wall off of the near dead and prone guard. Kona then beat and bit the guard. I chopped off the prone 2nd to last knights head. Jeremy Kaba — 01/27/2024 1:45 PM Then guild.invities us to base at the end
Session 9
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Trodek retires cys hes old, Jamal shows up just then We arrive at their base (secret basemenet dock) We got solly Silver dagger is shapeshofter named zithian Jeremy Kaba — 02/03/2024 11:06 AM Beeg Orange dragon in area. Comes in once a year for a knighting ceremony Royalists getting magic item shipments Jeremy Kaba — 02/03/2024 11:28 AM King wants to wee and talk to us We try to sneeak past security. Chance gets beeped. I see a lever which @Nate deactivates but it alarmed. I then went to the restroom in game andnhid my swords in my bag of holding to get throufh. Jeremy Kaba — 02/03/2024 12:02 PM Talk to the king, he tells us where a magic item is. We tell knive men bout it. We come up idea of dropping it off and being payed, then they jump the convoy Session ends early. We get weeks downtime. Learn our feats and stuffs, also spinny knife stuff
Session 10
By: Unknown
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Showed up. Did riddles. Ash thing with flying weapons. Iron pitcher riddle. Then passed the haunted bridge and fought the statue men.End found the snake, and started the battle
Session 11
By: Joe
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
@Rosweld Tinker @Karl @Spark Jones @Nate @Kona whose recapping? Spark Jones — 02/24/2024 3:42 PM I no no wanna Jeremy Kaba — 02/24/2024 3:48 PM "They kill snake, give sword to people, got on big ship to get artifact, chance tamed shark, karl tamed horshoe crab, the party found artifact guarded by huge crab, party tamed crab." -Joe in other chat Rosweld Tinker — 02/24/2024 3:56 PM I will Rosweld Tinker — 02/24/2024 4:13 PM ( i will say i may have forgoten some parts of the combat)We start the session with the serpent prepairing for combat as bisket punched his way through the cealing and threw jamal up it to safetey and suprize round figure skated to the snake and tried to pet it but punchrd it accidentaly and suplexed the snake, then the snake grappled bisket back and chokahm missed both his crossbow shots. Then hawgaw blocked a tail attack and did funny fire movement. Thernix shot the snake and bisket used the shards in his beard the explode the snake a bid and chokahm shot out its left eye and thernix prepaired to shoot thr snake when it stoped vibrating(used reaction to increase ac a lot). Hawga then climbed on snake and missed a powderd sword attack. The snake stoped vibrating and thernix got a critical hit doing a lot of dmg. In retaliatiom on its turned let go of the grapple and shot a breath attack at both thernix and chokahm, covering that area in shards of glass. Chokahm shot and thernix back the wepon he used to crit and missed its attack. The snake was close to death and hawga applied another powder to snake and missed. The snake then chokahm hit and so did thernix as bisket frightend the snake as the snake tried its last ditch attemp to hurt. Bisket wich one bite hit. Chokahm did a crosbow hit and hawga did the finishing blow on the snake making it shater into fine pieces of shards(like sand) and gold icor flew everywhere. I did not know how much i texted After combat they looked the corpse or whats left of it, bisket eating icor and became imune to the poisened condition and did i monor upgrade to the crystal nuckels. Hawga tried to fish in biskets mouth as it caught something and got pulled inside revaeling a parisite wich he killed(made bisket add a +1 to his con saves). Also hawga and bisket used the glass sand from snake to upgrade funny dragon sand( added +2 to beam attack smd +2 dmg to wepon not taken by the wielder and made the bag now have the chsnce to do necrotic or radient.) Rosweld Tinker — 02/24/2024 4:20 PM The party got the sword and found an egg of a regular snake to try to copt the ritual to make the crystal snake from seei g it on a mural Rosweld Tinker — 02/24/2024 4:30 PM The party "gave" the soldiers of the king the sword and everybody(imcluding jamal jamberry) got 600 gold. The guild of the golden blade was able to take the sword without incident. Hawga uses sand (melted it with hus crystal) and accidentaly made his homunculus stromger. He will make funny glass boots(i will make stats for) throughout his long rest for the next 5 days (in game). The meet back up with the king(chokahm got a red flag) and meet the for the next assignment. He gave the party (imcluding jamal) the info for using arm blade magicly. He told thr party that he has 2 missions one was a mission in the sea and another in thr mines. The party chose thr pirate one. Rosweld Tinker — 02/24/2024 4:40 PM The meet the pirate captian who was a aracora parret and chokem wanted bisket to take the parret but when they were about to the crew pulled out flinlocks (yes a gun) but the captian deacilayed the situation. It took 2 days of sailing to get to the artifact wich thernix made acid. Chokahm and hawga got a horshoe crab and medium sized shark(chokahm tamed crab and hawga tamed shark.) Rosweld Tinker — 02/24/2024 4:47 PM They get to small island(200 ft diameter) amd in an hour found the artifact. Wich was guarded by a huge sized horshoe crab. The team all tried to tame it through rounds of "combat"(hawga was underneath it the whole time and bisket caught a huge "tunafush"(shark and ate it) while finding out the island was a huge horshoe crab. The party tamed the crab wich initialy favored hawga( is now a team pet) is the "island" became to sink. They got out and hawga found found tracks that to northwest( in relitibly the same directing as dragonsbay. End of session
Session 12
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Dayraven dropped in. Wiggles konas guts. Chance barely shielded its sword swing. Nate blasted it and it simply dodged by moving its head. Jeremy Kaba — 03/30/2024 10:59 AM Kona smacked its side and it ate it well enough. Chance had his homunculus haste himself. I flew in from the air, landed with my swords in its back. Tearing down with the blades in his back, breaking my fall. And only one attack hit, for six(teen) damage It opened its mouth to the tune of cracking bone, exposing a sea of glowing fangs. Then he nom cronched Chance. Nate shot another laser and it kina just tanked it. Jeremy Kaba — 03/30/2024 11:20 AM Kona used his beard magic. Chance passed out from the pain in its mouh. I stabbed it a bunch, each hit going in less. It howling in pain It then changed out its aura. Withering the whole squad 20 necrotic damage Drained the jealth into himseld Jeremy Kaba — 03/30/2024 11:32 AM Drained the jealth into himseld Kona supersized himself. Nate stabbed his balls for 62 damage. Jeremy Kaba — 03/30/2024 11:43 AM Chance eepily walked up clambered up and accdientally cleaved its heart. Causing it to crumble Jeremy Kaba — 03/30/2024 12:07 PM We got the heart (beeg artifact). Plus biting mask for kona and funny gloves for nate The magic harpoom is herefore called the triforce Jeremy Kaba — 03/30/2024 12:54 PM We talked to the vamps. They are allied with thieves guild now kinda We went to library. Found lotsa lore We went to kingy. He gave us a fetch quest. We went 9 days into mountains for the next fetch quest, and aproached a cliff. Found a door Jeremy Kaba — 03/30/2024 1:02 PM We also found a blunt qeapon merchant Kona — 03/31/2024 4:02 PM I also read some books and increased my INT to 8
Session 13
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
The whole gang was here Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 10:51 AM We solved a door puzzle I kina forgor what happend tbh i was distracted pondering my bottles We go in, and door closes on us Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 11:08 AM Nate, Chance, and Karl read books and learned basic astronomy We hit another door and Chance opened it Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 11:35 AM Chance returns hisnfancy book to the guys. He succesfully lies his way into keeping one page Says he didnt have it. Roll 20+, twas stellar scene We congaed pass telescopes Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 11:44 AM We encointered sparebparts I succesfully bought one shiny bauble Kona put a coin in a consturcts slot (oh yeah been constructs since door 2), accidentally short circuting and killing him. A guard pulled a sword on him, and Biskit slugged the bot twice And then beaned that guard with another coin Bro started a fight Kona gets hit with a cosmic sword from the guard he punched. Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 11:52 AM Konan proceeded to beat them up Kona one twoed guard 2 twice again, killin him. Then drawing his brass knucks Whilst gang cheered him on, listening to poker face More consturcts unloaded on him with their "cosmic fire" Kona ran up and punched another guard Kona then got dogpilled And restrained Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 12:02 PM Chance webbed the dogpile to end the fight Me and Chokam decided it would be best to just kill em while we can Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 12:09 PM So i waddled up and burning handsd the whole pile. The bonfire made me happy in and out of characyer Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 12:21 PM Kona used his breath weapon to shoot the floor, which bounced off and hit the people behind me The remaining constructs tried to arrest Kona Karl hit a shot that bounced off a bot, hit the ceiling, then hit something on the floor that started beeping Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 12:32 PM I stole 2 telescopes. Just removed the lil pin and it slid into my baf of holding Nate talked to the lil metal eater slime Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 12:40 PM Chance jumped on the beeper and casted sheidl Chance punched the beeper killing it, but it still beeped. Then he jumped away from the beeping Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 12:49 PM Karl and I both waddled out (after i grabbed another telescope) Jeremy Kaba — 04/06/2024 1:02 PM Chance took the blast as it enveloped the room Hit a When i returned the room was pretty melted He was alive on 1 hp I brought him back craddled in my arms like a child who fell asleep in the car Bisket awoke him with health potion And brosky wiped away the ash to see...hes red now (Orangish red but eeh)
Session 14
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Karl and Kona tped away while we ept. There was banging on the welded shut door Jeremy Kaba — 04/13/2024 10:52 AM Nate tryna make a deal with the goop. We found a weird pedestal and stuck a book in it. We found a holomap of where we are, seeing various dots, presumably the bots. I gremlin scampered up to the vent, and affix a rope to the vent (that i produced from my bag o holding). Which Chance and Nate used to clamber up. We procced to go up the vent Jeremy Kaba — 04/13/2024 11:09 AM We snuck past some guards by rolling stellar. Lil pests skittering by. "Its like a rat king of people, rolling through the tunnel. Stealthily" -nate We used invisibility spell to pass through a lil buffer room sneakily Jeremy Kaba — 04/13/2024 11:34 AM We found a room with lotsa guards, planned for Nate (still invisible) to good down and grab it with his stealthy roguiyness. Jeremy Kaba — 04/13/2024 12:07 PM He went down, but he rolled abysmal. The glass fell out and shattered alerting the guards. And we proceeded to jump them. I jumped on ones head to flaming hands the other 3, criting one. Jumped into the middle of yhe group to finish the crited one and missed. Chance stole my kill flat out after i backed him up on acrobatics ability. Cringe Nate stabbed a statue on his turn Jeremy Kaba — 04/13/2024 12:26 PM A statue clubbed me with a telescope Chance webbed the two remaining statues to the wall, along with nate. Then shot one of em. A guard shot his right shoulder with a flaming crossbow, disabling it. The shot shot into his chest cavity mostly. Grazing his tiny heart. Making him start taking death saves. Nate put on a ring then super slaps a goon, slamming him into the wall. One of the bots reanimated itself. I parried one of its swings then got bonked by its other swing. I proceeded to slash his belly roaring with flame. Then smack his head with the light hammer, bonking out whatever light gave him life. Jeremy Kaba — 04/13/2024 12:36 PM Joe is allowing chance to make actions with exhaustion while dying. He gives me a spel and his bug tiara Jeremy Kaba — 04/13/2024 12:44 PM Nate tried to punch the last statue but it dodged I severed the final main statues head with my sword then hit it (still midair) with the offhand hammer. Sending it so hard that it clonked the proper guard at the end of the hall. Their two heads practically merging as they both died. Chance untied himself from the anchor at the ceiling. Staying uptop The statue shot at me, took an arrow to the upper thigh Nate tried to paunch the final guy but missed I tossed him a healing potion from my bag, bro drank and stabilized. Jeremy Kaba — 04/13/2024 12:56 PM Final bot swung at nate twice, he easily dodged both clumsy greatsword swings. Nate then super slapped him. Just poked him, then he just is instantly on the floor in one frame. No animtion just corpse
Session 15
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Kona ans Karl showed up The orby guy i found last time os the guy who made this place except a memoryless orb We robbed the place Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 11:10 AM We robbed the place Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 11:17 AM Irl we got dkstracted biying dice We went to a hallway, and found some aura. Kona tried to fight the aura as we all chilled. Karl gave the rezt of us smokes as we watched. Kona got flung backwards by the forcd Orb guy/builder is named Anvaharis (henceforth dubbed Harris) (Nope its On) Kona shatters the forcefield when he just jumps through it (oh yeah) Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 11:31 AM We went up and found an elevator, it led us to the top of the mountain. Where we saw a floating armilary sphere Karl threw a pigeon at it, pigeon spattered when a ring smacked it (they moving rapidly) The thing is magical Big ol cosmic rings in da sky. We figure out we need to pull it down. Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 11:38 AM Chance found strands of magic from it via good roll. Touchijg it makes the clock (middle of ring) wiggle. He tries pulling on it, and it wiggles through 3 Me and Kona join in, and we pull it through, stopping 14/15 of the rings. The clock stoppped on the final (outer) ring, then his line slapped. The strands became visible, then disintegrated. Turning vibrant neodescant blue as they disintegrate. The clock started to return where it was, them the rings started to seperate. IT TURNED INTO A GUY The rings transformed into a slender humanoid. Looks like the metal guy from thor 1, but with thick segments with air between the bits. He also got a shield and lamce Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 11:48 AM A being apeared inside middle of the sphere, it stopped and formed into the guy. Then the construct levitated to bottom. It produced lance and shield, and prepared to fight Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 12:00 PM It floated up, tried spearing me and i barely parried it. It then floated back, becoming more slender, and spawning more lil floaters. A floater took a shot at each of us Karl gets hit square on, zapping him. Missed me, Chance, and Kona. Zaps Nate. Kona tried to negotiate with it to let him join its team, the trogoldyte whips out the power point presentation, and seemed to fail. Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 12:19 PM I ran up, squealed for advantage, and mauled it ankles with repeated damage. Dealing 76 damagr for stabbiing him 8 times (fire damage was ignored) (actiom surge used). Its rings tore and its right knee amd below fell off from all the damage 130 damage one turn from 3 of us Karl waddled back andnshot it twice for 30 damage. Nate shot him for 42 damage. Chance powdered his sword. It changed into a skirmisher form. Then karate chopped my hip for a quarter of my health. Then it flew away and popled another orb Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 12:29 PM The other 5 kamikaze bombed us. Exploding in radiant auras and frying us all for real damage. Me, Karl, and Chance are all increasingly close to death. Kona turned on the party and tried to attack Chance, then misses. Chance returned by calling him a trogolodyte and vicious mockeried him. I run up and stab the monolith of meat in the leg, both swords going into his leg with a sickening squelch, blood and fire everywhere. He doesn't flinch, just looks at me with a dead stare and gave an intimidating glance. I jumped up and squealed. Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 12:42 PM Chance plunges his sword into the currently downed Kona (idiot tripped when he missed). Pumped it full of abilites and magic to deal 111. Just plunged the sword straight into his spine and majorly messed him up. Bro felt that one Karl shot the big robot guy twice. It started sparking cosmic energy. It finally hit us all with a kamikaze attack, knocking us all unconcious. Bisket, blade in his spine, saw 3 figures coming up the elevator (da flashabck (tordek, catboy, and karl). Then went out When he woke up he saw the guardian dead, all thats left is broken metal, and the astrolabe in a gigantic scorch mark. Jeremy Kaba — 04/20/2024 12:57 PM When we awoke we had to deal with Kona. Kona got up first and immediatly tried to bite me then chance, missing both. Chance them proceeded to clock his jaw and knock him off. I screamed my battle cry, popped up from prone and mauled his face like a feral racoon, hes finally unconcious, then i tie him up thoroughly. Nate grabbed the astrolabe and saw the cosmos. Then saw a distant beacon where the castle is. Bro had mile truesight while holding it. Kona — 04/24/2024 2:43 PM Not my proudest moment
Session 16
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
We showed up at the thieves guild with our loot, finding it had been raided, so we prepped up for a robbery. Then Chance changed characters back to the twink Because he wants to, oath changed tempest He became a tempest paladin for no reasom Jeremy Kaba — 05/11/2024 11:20 AM We saw a skeleton just in the street outside Twas a corruptor skeelton (Area is a widdle grey btw) Jeremy Kaba — 05/11/2024 11:21 AM It lasered a thieves guild blade, turning him into a skeelton Karl shot it and i finished it off by skronking its skull. Then it exploded goop Chance then melted a second one Jeremy Kaba — 05/11/2024 11:35 AM Funeral for the skelefied dude chance disintegrated We strolled througj the empty lockdown. Loudly siging the mission impossible dun dun dundun dun dun dundun. Gang joined in. The guild backup joined in. Chances banshee gave background vocals. The warehouse with the loot is grey Jeremy Kaba — 05/11/2024 11:46 AM We see two dragonborn corpses there, one with deep cut across it, the other with its head ripped off I use some.molotov coctails to cremate them kinda, looks like lizard meat now Karl was upset at me for desecrating bodies, i was convinced they where gon jump us and i premptively striked. Then he saw the creature We looked up and saw a black and white building sized ooze made of ichor and full of skulls Skeleton popped off of the big goop as we ran inside the warehouse and the blades tried to fight it. We saw them charge as we slammed the door Karl is cannonically colorblind normally. He can see colors in the dark tho cus darkvision Jeremy Kaba — 05/11/2024 12:24 PM We went into warehouse. Found some magic items (driftglober, dust of disapearance, kncleace of health) Jeremy Kaba — 05/11/2024 12:30 PM Before that after colorblind we found a bloodbath in the prison and half of us barfed Nate picked lock wih ethereral hand We found gargantuan dragon skeelton made of magic items. Including the important artifacts as it head, jaw, heart, etc. It is surrounded by a wall of force Jeremy Kaba — 05/11/2024 12:38 PM Skeleton at large is made of broken and reconfigured magic items. Aside from the artifacts. Breaking the magic items made the malice Project made for reasons of the kings own accord. The magic item restirction law was to get more magic items to break. The malice (goo) is sentient. M.A.L.I.C.E. multiple artifact lingering item corruption entity Jeremy Kaba — 05/11/2024 12:49 PM Some part looked redacted. But it was just highlighted with darkvision. So karls "autistic darkvision" was able to see it. It said that it (the dragon) is important because on the day of the knighting (tommorow) it will commence. Then we here an ahem behind us... it levels us up
Session 17
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Kona emerged from the bag. Scp-096 lookin hand and rag covered head emerged (the bag man). Bro dapped it up then it went back in. Turns out thr king was ghe one behind us, he saw the bagman too. I need to deep clean that thing. Several guards here as well. With shoulder mounted devices, wand gattling guns. We ignored them as Karl crit his grix, then threw two birds at the force field. Jeremy Kaba — 05/18/2024 10:49 AM Biscug screams "letsgo" at the problem Kingy looks weak Jeremy Kaba — 05/18/2024 11:01 AM King invited us to the knigting (taco tuesday lego movie fr) Jeremy Kaba — 05/18/2024 11:21 AM Nate suggestions Kona to get in the robot (bag of holding). Followed by "shinji stay in the robot" to keep him there. Kona befriends the bagman and has a rave while we bring him to the thieves guild to give him the shock collar. Jeremy Kaba — 05/18/2024 11:32 AM Caramelldansen rave from the bag Jeremy Kaba — 05/18/2024 11:52 AM Ritual happening. We got magical tatoos of broken blades on our wrists. The rital continued and Kona was implanted with thr Godlen sword of igra (shock collar). We show up to the coloseum that is a coloseum meets circus tent Jeremy Kaba — 05/18/2024 12:14 PM We arrive at the knighting cermony. Get silly a lil. The king comes out with knight potentials. Give a lame speach, then starts a contest Some lil goober offers us to bet on the competition. Kona swaps out for the orc and we bet the max. Then proceed to threaten him with the collar to win. Jeremy Kaba — 05/18/2024 12:28 PM He wins the run, chestplate ripping off his armor. Throwing competition he got second. He got thrown off the spiny orb. There was an underwater endurance competition and bro won, only leaving because he was bored. An aarkocra kinda cheated and Kona barely lost first (still second). It continues and Kona wins a coin flip. King realizes its Kona, and we quickseap itnout for the previous (now dead) orc. We also realized the dragom was there the whole time Jeremy Kaba — 05/18/2024 1:05 PM Knighting happend. King summond the mechanical dragon. Mechanical stole energy from the orange dragon (orange sturggled). The king turned some other goons into lil goobers. Then flew off into the distamce with his dragon to handle "something he started years ago"
Session 18
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
Karl got an underbarell bird launcher for his crossbow to have a lil extra damag Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 11:08 AM We hopped straight into combat againdt some fire elemental things. One of em charged in and flared up an aoe for tiny damage. It then pimp slapped Chance with its arm shin I went first for once. Jumped down from my seat, jumped over to it, then X slashed it with a crit (followed by a miss). It felt like a non-newtonian fluid Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 11:22 AM Kona swung and missed with his axe. Chance ran over and jumped on the other creadure, knocking it prone. Then shanked it with his lightning lance, leaving it one hp Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 11:32 AM Karl says "Magic isn't real fucker, go back to whence you came" and one of the dudes transformed back into a kobold. Nate ghost punched the second one and it sploded on him Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 11:41 AM We sent the kobold back to the inn. Chancey boy took some of dust He smooshed the dust and put it on the ground, then it blew up. Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 11:51 AM Vampires and thieves guild members are fightingnmore of the elemental things in the streets Kobold army marches from the mountains, including the dragonborn kobold Injured everywhere, Chance summons a healing fish to help the injured We went to the spire and found a shield keeping the elementals out, we think its because of the ruby lilly Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 11:58 AM Kona opened it, let everyone through, and then slammed the door on some elementals We find the wizard students prepparing to fight off any incursions. We see a big tree trunk come out of the botany tower from the ruby lilly, a flower grows from the top then shoots a laser beams soke of the elementals. Others grow up and do the same as Chance played the zelda guardian music which is now cannon. The botanist said "FASCINATING" Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 12:14 PM We go up the spire, grab 2 out of 3 parts of the McGuffin. Then an armada of bottled voats flew up and flew us to the kings castle. I had an eyepatch in my bag and Karl got it We show up to kings castle entrance. Kona ODST drops down and embeds into the ground Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 12:27 PM They dropped us off then scattered to help with the fighting. We went into the csstle and searchrd for an hour or so. Biskit found a torch disquise as a lever, then broke it to open it. Opening up a stairwell Kona slides down the siarcase. Chance can now canboically see into the etheral plane with his injured eye Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 12:44 PM We encountered a fancy door and Kona brute forced the keypad, then figured out a puzzle after. He then swapped out the hird piece for a skull Karl was given the third piece of the McGuffin and he begins to think Magic is real Then a wave of necrotic damage waved out from Karl and sucked some of our life out of gang. The pigeons all turned into ravens who constantly say nevermore Jeremy Kaba — 05/25/2024 12:56 PM Karl assembled the McGuffin. Karl put the barell onto the body and all the rust went away. Looking preistine, heavily engraved, and made of Ichor. The magic increasing exponentinally. And when he put on the handle the concave parts of the embroidery glow a pure silver color. As he now has the spear of bahomet (spear gun). It produces a spear of pure silver light. Karl test fires it at Konas hand. The engravings glow, energy eminates and swirls around the spear. Then Joe rolled 11d6. Kona took 36 piercing damage after raging and then got blinded for 3 minutes. He now has a whole in his hand, he did ask for this though. We went back to the throne room and hear a loud "what" from the throne room. The king erupts from the floor and levitates 10 feet off the ground.
Session 19
By: Parker
Ran by: Joe
Starring:
The nerd says something, then 6 balls of fire circle him. One beans Chances forehead. Other one misses Nate Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 10:36 AM Chance trys to jump on the dragon, then hits it like a dragon hitting glass. Dragon shook its body to shake the ground, kncoking nate and karl down. It then convulses a bit, as 3 small masses pop off his body, forming 3 humanoids made of artifacts. Scrolls for skin and artifact skeleton Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 10:44 AM One of the bastards threw a fire net at me, wrapping me in blue fire. The other skeltons chest ripped open, releasing 8 magic missiles at the party. I chestburst out of the web and proceed to run and superjump onto the dragons neck Kona — 06/22/2024 10:46 AM https://youtu.be/5VQZCnWzDZQ?si=zq3Jq39Go8E79Pr8 YouTube BlondeFox25 PvZ Garden Warfare: Disco Zombie cutscene Image I arise form the ground in this action Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 10:53 AM We hear a rumbling as Kona erupts from the floor, disco style. The fabulosness amd sun reflecting off his oily skin blinded the king. Kona punched a skelly in the head. It explodes and wobbles his wiggle a little. Then folowed it up with an uppercut Nate shoots him with a bow Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 11:01 AM Karl said "eat photons bitch" then shot dragon with a railgun, 69 damag 👍 Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 11:13 AM Bossman beaned Kona with a rock. Bossman casts sleet storm, causing a blizzard to suddenly apear and blind most of the party. Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 11:28 AM Chance lands on the ground, gets up, then magic smite jumps back onto the dragon. Then spears the king with a buncha magic fot at least a hundred damage, knocking him off dragons head. The dragon then chomps Chance middair, he's now in dragons mouth. Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 11:42 AM I land on dragons neck for attack 1. Use my swords to move to far side of dragon attack 2 (no damage just move). Attack 3 I jump ofd towards falling king and miss. Attack 4 lands on King, knocking him to 0. Attack 5 I then pull from king back to the dragon, barely connecting. Attack 6 driving the swords into the neck for proper damage again. A skeleton hit with a slam, growing Kona 6 inches. Thus causing Kona to reach critical mass and become a large creature. Mario mushroom sound playing same time. Nate played pokemon evolving sound irl. Konas permanently enlarged Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 11:50 AM Kona is cannonically just standing on his tippy toes, still critical mass. Kona bane spine snapped the skelly. Snorted it for magic resistance for 2 turns. Kona then walked outta the blizzard, grabbed a skeleton, and loki cronched him. Then proceeded to crit another skeleton by whipping it with the first skeleton. Shattering both. He inhaled the skeleton dust and gained resistance to all damage for a minute. We discovered Karl is a drow mid turn. Bro is the one who actually gets colors right. Nate and Karl just walked through the storm and emerged. Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 12:06 PM Kings lights turned back on. He swooped up from falling. Then commanded dragon to breath weapon. Chance hid in the dragons neck and I was on the back of its neck. It then breah weaponed the other Karl, Kona, and Nate. Nate took no damage cus rouge shenanigans. Kona just ignored it due to being built different. Karl got 1st and 2nd degree burns all over his body and was knocked to 1 health. Chance speared a crystal in the dragons tummy but it bounced off a golden shield. Chance then gave an amazing pitch about hes been part of 3 holy oaths, crwated the sun gods next prophet by smiting her too hard, wielded several holy weapons, etc etc. Then asked if he could break the shield knly breakable by the holiest of holy magic if he burned all his smite slots and a powder. He then rolled a 3 He channeled all his magic into this strike. He felt a shockwave in the dragon, and then his lance shattered. He then punched it and broke his hand Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 12:17 PM I jumped off dragon and hit the king. The first hits momentum knocked him out again and he fell onto the shoulder. I then put my firesword through his chest caivty diagonally, sturdily in there. Then with the cutlass I started sawing off his head again to finish my job and double tap him. Kona jumped at the dragon and whiffed everything Nate took the pollen of the ruby lily, put it on the tip of the uber crossbow to prep his shot. Karl tiptoed over on the glass and helped the shot Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 12:26 PM Nate took the shot. Joe evil laughed when he said he doesn't know how strong its gonna be. It hit, and Nate played oppenheimer music as Chance hid behind the crystal as Joe gathered all the d6 at the table. The light spear punctured the body and directly impacted the crystal. The energy around the crystal shattered. Vines wrapped around the entire creature but the orb still there The king wakws up enraged as I am still in him. He casts cominate person on Kona. It is now Konas turn. Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 12:38 PM Kona then rips off the collar. And runs to Karl and Nate. He swings big axxa at both. Rolls nat 20 and 18. Nate takes a solid gash and is very loe health. Karl ducked the first swing. Then he came back and overhead swung at Karl, knocking him down to death saves. I took my fire sword out of kingys chest and jammed it through the bottom of his jaw and out the top. He dies again but spell stays. Chacnce uses the last dust and channel divinity to crack open the gem. We all see it through the dragons chest cavity. A huge pulse came that pushed everyone off the dragon and onto the head. It started to crack then exploded in a pulse. Jeremy Kaba — 06/22/2024 12:46 PM King takes the sword out (along with me) and tosses it aside. He takes off his helmet, revealing he is a human. He looks at the sun as he turns to stone. He then blows away. The dragon bricked. Leaving behind both of their crysralized skulls. Dragon turns entirely to crystal, as I steal kings head. We walk down to the city and its pretty wrecked. We see one of the elemental beijgs turn to stone and then to crystal. All of the beings attached to structures are now attached to them, like with the ruby lily and aztec temple crystals. The guild that lost signifigant membwrs in the battle and the vampires go to where the castle used to be amd planned remaking the city and peace treaties. Tordek and all thebother characters, even slimbo, are there. We are applauded as heros. They talk about reconsturcting the city and what to do with the giant flower. The flower grows to the same size as the spire, its head the size of the school. People consider making the flower into the school (it balls with it). After weeks pass the city rebuilds. The orange dragon has not from where she was, now dead. She is melding with the earth around her, protecting landscape even in death. Ruby lilies are prominent around the city as a local flora. Kona — 06/22/2024 9:22 PM Major events definitely more important than ^ Image Image