- Goblin Cave part 1
- Goblin Cave part 2
- Orcdance conquers an Orc tribe
- The goo dream
- Redbrand camp failed raid
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The players set of on a quest to deliver cargo for a dwarf. After the party marched for 10 min they saw the leader and his bodyguards horses dead with a sign that says" Ha, gotem fuckers in goblin. Gooboid, Orcdance and Tordek move the horses out of the way as 4 goblins jump out and attack.
The batle comences as 1 goblin accidently hit a goblin with a arrow and gets smacked. Tordek almost bonks a goblin but barley misses. Durlan shoots and kills the injured goblin as Gooboid burns one alive. The 2 flee as the first encounter ends.
The group then heads on there trail as Tordek finds 2 human marks(being draged) to a direction and follows it. Tordek spots a snair that Orcdance jumps into. Meeting her in the trees is a pair of goblins that poke her with a stick. Gooboid climbs up but Tordek cuts the tree down hurting the 2 and not the goblins. Tordek then leads as he steps into a pitfall trap but climbs out.
The party then finds a cave but next to it are 2 goblins sleeping in a watch tower. Everyone makes it across, Durlan kills one and interigates the other but right before Orcdance almost wakes him up. He sucesfuly inters and tells him info.
Gooboid then wraps around a goblin(he is a slime monster). Tordek yels at them to head in to the cave, but a goblin hears then. Luckily Gooboid since he speaks goblin get rid of suspicion. Gooboid with Durlan head into the cave. When they enter the find 3 wolfs in chains 2 break out and get killed. The third wolf Tordek tames( can be a mount for him) and puts him somewhere safe. Gooboid trys to climb though a colasp cabe but falls.
Tordek then speaks loudly into the cave making the goblims flood the cave twice forcing Gooboid out of it while Durlan sits on a stalagemite.
The party then go up a rock slide while a goblin runs in the same direction and the party come to" the feeding room" where they find 6 goblin( one being the leader up on a 10ft clifside. Batle ensues and the party kills all but 2 goblins. The leader and a very(mentally) scard goblin.
The goblin leader named" Yeemack" the next npc hold a hostage the bodyguard and trys to make the party surrender. He did not suckced and pushes the hostege down the cliff side(Orcdance failed to grab him.) And luckily Durlan saves him from falling into the fire pit. The scard goblim them makea a run for it Durlan hits but not kills but the bodyguard nails the goblin with a knife killing him.
Yeemack then calls for a truce after Gooboid and Orcdance miss there hits. Then gives the party a proposition to kill the leader bugbear named Glarg in return for 20 gold and safe passage to the nearest city.
The party then rest for the upcoming battle to come. And that ended the session.
The session started when Yeemick bang his old platemail wakimg up the whole party. After they woke, Yeemick told the party to kill the bugbear named Klarg( who only speaks in the third person).
The party then with yeemick guide to the twin pool caves and halwinter stayed behind with yeemick.
3 goblin surprised they party in the cave one hitting Tordek in the back with the arrow. Battle comences. Gooboid goes first mising the goblin and gets bonked in the head. Durlan then jumps off Tordek and shoots a goblin in the jaw. Tordek then runs and hits his ax in the staligtite. Gooboid then disintegrates a goblin, and a gobin jumps and accidently smashes his sword. The last two were killed quikly.
Next the group went into the bossfight cave. Tordek clearly saw 2 goblins who acted to get the group distracted. Durlan then nearly dodges a morning star to the face after hearing a low growl.
Inititive is done and Klarg says"WHO DARE DODGES KLARG" As Durlan hits Klarg in the chest with a arrow and says"HOW DARE THE! KLARG WILL SKIN YOU TO THE BONE!" Klarg and his wolf attack Klarg almost kills Orcdance with 2 hp left and the wolfs bites with a crit also amost killing Durlan.
Orcdance then shoutes" why did you do that." Klarg then spoke" BECAUSE KLARG IS MAD" then like a badass jumps up in the air. Klarg then speaks with total fear" KLARG IS AFRAID" as Orcdance decapitated him. Thw wolf and a goblin flead and 1 died.
Next the meet up with Yeemick who of course dubble crosses. Yeemick then pulls a dager on Halwinter but Halwinter takes his dager and stabs Yeemick in the neck, killing him.
The load the stolen cargo(in battle area that had a blue lion on them), takes klargs mass amount of loot, and heads to paladen. On the way they lern new skills and levels up. The reach phaliden and deliver there lost and other lost cargo to the trading posts. At the trading posts they get new gear and get info on the redbrand bandits.
The party then gos to a bar wherr they get info from gossip and book a room. Gooboid gets instantly smashed( when drunk he turns into the color of the drink and rapidly changes shape) from drinking but Tordek drinks 20 beers before he gets drunk. The party then sleeps and the inn gets ransacks by bandits. The party then agree to help the barkeper and they end the section after Durlan tryies to get a jewel.
The party goes on a lead that orc bandits . the group head through the triboar trail about a days journy.
The party in the dead of night finds there hidout wich is _. The party thought of a plan and there was one orc on Patrol. The party after planing hides and Orcdance tries to diplomatically talk to the orc. The negotiations failed and Orcdance got into a fist fight with the chieftain. Orcdance won and the fighting started.
The chieftan almost instantly got killed and for most of combat was doing deathsaves. Tordek killed a orc with mushrooms and David throws Tordek on a ogre named Gog. Gooboid then got hit by a javalin and seduced Gog after being hit by it.
The then Gog kills himself(it being depressed) and Orcdance kills another ork. Orcdance then finishes the boss and the other orks fled. All but 2 dies. The party sees the orks run in the direction of the woods and the party wins. The group gets a bounty( from hallwinter and what they plundered) and each got two javalilns.
Fuegmar woke up in a Forest in the dead of winter. After wandering chance finds out the trees are made of glass and the snow is ash.
He then finds a pile of goo glowing black and white (good and bad energy). His staf turns to glass and the goop is acidic. He finds a outpost in the middle of a battlefield.
Next to the gate is a carcass. The skin metled off the skeleton reanimated filled with the goop. He kills it and 5 more await him inside. He climbs up a wall and misses a few arrows except one wich hits him(arrow coverd in thr goop.
He almost makes it to a door and is stop by the skeletons. He nearly doges them and shuts the door. A skeleton reaches but gets his arm severd. Like the first skeleton it turn to glass then a pile of ash. Fuegmar finds a note ans finds Durlan chained up.
They head up to the top of the tower and see 50 skeletons outside. The two then sneakfully kills and sneaks pass a few skeletons inside and go into a secret tunnel.they finds a exit into the glass forest . The party then fights a river of goop and They go into a clearing.
It is night and they take a nap( the party was fatigued the whole time) and see a castle wich was blocked by 5 skeletons. Durlan then shoots the stronger skeleton( a corrupter) wich makes then pass out and wake up in there beds. The two lossed all items the found there exept the note and there injuries turned to scars.
Tordek and Fuegmar sees a parcialy blind veteran that gives them a quest to find his son. Tordekthrows up and passes out after be poisend by a spiked drink the day before. They find the hidout that the veteran thinks his son is captured. They take out 4 red brands in their sleep, where there scarves. The redbrands think they are one of them do to a high bluf role. The two are then eacorted to a hallway by a big buff dude. They kill them and go into a room that has a boss and two guards. Fight begins.
Fuegmar kills one bodyguard instantly and both just get hit after hit and they moatly miss. 3 archers come in and make it to where Fuegmar has 1 HP. they surrender, Fuegmar gets knocked out and Tordek tries to flee, but gets hit and knocked out by three sleep darts.
The two are then imprisoned and do not see the son, but they freed themselves by Fuegmar using his claws and Tordek asking the door to open. They both get their stuff back and get some loot. They look and see that the entire camp celebrae the 100th group they enslaved witha dance party. The two sneek away and tell the veteren the bad news.
The veteren is sad but is thankfull for there help and gives chance a silver lance.
The next recap was over 3 months later. 15 saturdays. Call it 10 sessions
Chance got a sturge buddy, who ate another sturge Karl joined. Tryin to pay for bird feed, and can't with his reputation as the orphan who talks to pigeons in dragonsbay I rolled a 0 on initiative. So my old alcholic dwarf was late to awake to combat. Came hopping out one leg while pulling his pants up the other, wasting the turn. @Spark Jones is the only one who saw, the underwear says "I ❤️ elves" where the heart has elf ears. So no character trait, my charactef is acually not racist, and infact loves elves. But just acts like it after years of running a dwarf bar, and hasn't lost the habit out of dwarf pride. Now @Spark Jones knows im fake racist. And does what he can with it, potentially leading to gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossing Owlbear is buried clearly. Reurn to this later
We were wandering home and there was nothing more walkin walkin walkin and we got home we re-supplied and back out into the world into on the way to like this cursed tower where everything was dead quiet. We made it i climbed the wall of the tower and had a convo with the tower man (he is a necromancer) parker had a bone people conversation and we heard about how the quest with the banshee ties in with this one payed her a visit we converse with no issues however before she disappears i ask the banshee if we can reconvine passing with a 23 we reconvine and two shrill screams are heard in the distance according to the others lets just say the ear plugs aren't the only broken protection in that town now, got a masterfuly made vine and owl piece pendant to summon banshee from there were some failed god convos previously however im sure you want to hear more about my friend agatha... Parker told me to wright this in first person so i did
Whistled for stuff. Bird, weapon, anciwnt brewer supplies My awesome laser beams, insturmental in destroying the goblin horde. Has only dealt 1 damage each turn so far. Like 3 or 4 times, two lasers
We killed an owlbear a while ago. Her kid was here in the castle, chained up, hating us. @Spark Jones hit a boss with 76 damage. In a super smite dagger hit. Dude shoved the funny dagger through the drows heart, exploding in holy energy. She turned into a doppelganger, so the heart hole was actually a pancreas or something. The doppelganger then ran away like a lil coward bitch @Spark Jones "26 over her max hp Might i add" @Jeremy Kaba dnd highlights. We still have a goblin priest locked in a closet. While ago i got a magic axe, today i gave the magic to my backstory axe. We found the baby owlbear whose mom we killed a while ago, it is understandably upset. Karl tried to befriend it, but killing its mom made it heard. It does have a magic item of some sort, so we have to reason with it, or worst case kill it. We encountered a giant hobgoblin, a drow, and a wolf. Karl and hunter befriended the dog. Me and chance tried to negotiate. However when it was revealed they where trying to sell my great nephew (on my sisters side, the good sister) i got a lil angry, which made the negotiations worse. We managed to get the hobgoblin drunk before fighting (at the cost of a keg of dwarven liquor, which i still gotta write down). Finally after tomfoolery the drow stabbed chance in the gut for mild damage. Chance returned a critical dagger blow to her heart, supercharged by the glorious celestial fire of the entire holy trinity. She turned back into her true form of a doppelganger, which shielded her from instant divine death. She still had a karls head sized hole in her torso from the massive divine energy (grew 2 feet, so she's only missing part of a lung, and some minor uncesscary organs). Then she jumped out a crunbling wall and ran away. Apparently she will return at a later time, forever with divine fire festering around the gaping hole in her torso.
Chance killed bugbear with climb damage. Chance got seeing eye goblin We got attacked by a wardband. I did an amazing intimidation thing, but voice cracked at the punch. So instead jist skittered away. They stromed and hunters flamethrower melted all except boss Karl killed leader with headshot from the hip
We find wraith in room 13 we made peace with he has a convo with agatha. We go to slaughter/convince a specter in room 15 combat starts I nearly kill him in one hit then he shoots 2 rays i get paralyzed other ray hits kona gets wounding rayed chris gets confused parker is frighten rayed Put beholder dust and dragon dust in the forge for better magic after we kill spectral specter Keep on shmoovin go back to banshee and wraith shanananagens insue Kona's eyes explode puts then we fix them go back steal the wraith's shit Go on a walk to the next room find a messed up compass on a corpse Go back to forge to take nap find bug bear I sneak up and stab him I stab him He kills himself Bonus reaction healing word I stab him He kills himself agian Bonus reaction healing word I stab him He kills himself agian I stab him He fails death save Stab him agian I go super sayan as i gain a spell slot I drink his blood mixed with booze from a magic cup He comes back as a demon I stab him He almost dies Exercises himself I go super sayan agian cause like new spell slot We end there Me shining in a pilar of light surrounded in viscera goddess of the sun watching popcorn salesman giving out popcorn Everyone gets a long rest but me
Spooky skeleton Used the terrible rule against joe I tried to pull a funny Instead got surrounded Tried entangle but didnt do much Skull fireballed I jumped in the nick of time a nice singd on my butt as half the zombies are incinerated Karl rolls good attack but misses Chance gets fire sphered Then i poke out from the remaining zombies, cast thorn whip. It hits the flameskull ironlike thorns piercing its skull as i pull it back "I only made a spider bondage joke once. Thats a new record" -chance I pulled off my awesome finisher with the hand as spiders came down around us. Spider suggested i jusy walk away. I said "no, i'm not letting this one get away again" towards glastaff. He said very well just as chance swung around onto a spider. Onesmiting it for a brieff half a second. Then spiders atff hit plunging area into darkness. Restrained by web somehing "Thats my favorite part of the hen tees" -chance in character voice "THATS THE SECOND TIME CHANCE"