Index

Tordek Torrun

Player by: Parker

In: Lost Mines of Phandelver and The Hardships of Dragonsbay

An old alchol obsessed dwarf with mushroom magic

Masterminded a combo with spike growth, an archer (Durlan), a spearman (Fuegmar Shonko), anda metal drake to shed to shred a room of bugbears
Walked in with a held reaction to a ruined building. Walked straight into 6 twigs blights having a dance party. I screamed, it screamed, i killed it with a held reflex axe to the head. Then rolled -1 on initiative
Glassed a party of goblins 9 goblins and 2 orcs, creating the blood spot
Took out glasstaff after a releatively short but deep grudge, slicing his hand off mid battle and gaining a crawling claw familiar

Oversaw the creation of his second bar, this time a shared inn with his fellow party members
Created the incredible Skowlbear

Cracked a kobolds head with axes hiltl, reanimated it, and had it strangle another kobold
Bullshitted a door open by pretending to be from the HOA here for an inspection
Sidestepped a charging animated ship, sliced it in half baseball bat style. Then in the same motion cyclone jumped and cut through 3 more
Swung at a mobster nonlethally, but was too strong and cracked the mobsters skull
Turned into beeg monkey then fastballed the now smaller party members (Hawga and Thernix character names)

Currently alive and adventuring

Gooboid Goowank

Player by: Chance

In: Lost Mines of Phandelver

A lil magic slime

Dude left pretty quick, hes somewhere now we dont know

Durlan Norren

Player by: Hunter

In: Lost Mines of Phandelver

A half elf artificer who likes doming people with a crossbow and collection lil dragons

Built a horde of dragons
Melted a hobgoblin warband with clever flamethrower placement

Finished his mech dragon and took it to the end of the elf vs orc warr. Once it was over he and his love interest reitred to dnd Tahiti

Orcdance

Player by: Kaydance

In: Lost Mines of Phandelver

A half orc fighter with a terrible sense of direction

Got beaten within an inch of her life by Klarg, then decapitated him with a sweet jump.
Killed an Orc chieftan. This would give her rightful rulership over that group, but all but 2 of them where slain in that battle.
Wandered for a solid month, before finding an abandoned roadside inn in Dragonsbay

Currently alive and adventuring

Fuegmar Shonko

Player by: Chance

In: Lost Mines of Phandelver and The Hardships of Dragonsbay

A texan twink catboy paladin.

Tamed a pair of Sturges
Seduced a banshee
Grappled onto a flying dragon and stole somem of its scales
Critical holy dagger super smited a shapeshifter, blasting a chunk of her flesh out of existence through multiple layers of magical and mundane protection, and leaving a permanent simmer of holy flame on her flesh
Convinced a Goblin Priest to become his seeing eye goblin
The bugbear incident

Lost his eye somehow

Can cannonically see into the ethereal plane with his injured eye
Jumped onto the ceiling, off the ceiling ,then proceeded to Asuka spear through the King with his Lance of Longinus
Took the spear out whilst atop the prone king, then plunged it through his mouth and out the back of his head
Helped kill King Malcolm Bariss, the King of Dragonsbay, and his robodragon

Currently alive and adventuring

Bisket Armstrong

Player by: Kona

In: Lost Mines of Phandelver and The Hardships of Dragonsbay

An orc barbarian with an incredible appetite

Ate several sturges
Snorted our magic dust
Ate a lot of goblins

Made a bagpipe out of goblin hide

Went big mode and WWE slammed a buncha gobos
Cannonically a divine creature
Killed a slaver mob boss by godzillaing some sort of elemental spell down his throat
Slowly counted out 100 gold, got acided by the dweeb shopkeep, and kept at it for an hour
Learned how to read from a book
Killed a robot guard by inserting a coin in one of their slots. Proceeded to take out like 2 more before being dogpilled
Betrayed the party just because the enemy looked cool
Befriended the bag man via Caramelldansen rave
Got fitted with a heat metal collar allowing the party to kill him on command if he betrays us again
Gets swapped in to the knight olumpics, gang bets on him, threatens him with death if he looses, then he won
Asked for the Spear of Bahomet to be tested on him, now has a permanent hole in his hand
Helped kill King Malcolm Bariss, the King of Dragonsbay, and his robodragon. Growing into a large creature in the process

Currently alive and adventuribg

Chokam

Player by: Karl

In: Lost Mines of Phandelver and The Hardships of Dragonsbay

An elven ranger who doesn't believe in magic, who commands a flock of magical pigeons

Tamed a Grick
Kept a wolf out of a fight by petting it
Landed the finishing blow on the black spider

Started an apple orchard at the blood spot

A kobold shot Tordek Torrun but missed because he was too short, jammed right through Bisket. Then Kotim took the bolt out and shot it right back through the Kobolds mouth within two seconds of initial impact
Colorblind, but can see color with darkvision
Helped kill King Malcolm Bariss, the King of Dragonsbay, and his robodragon. Almost dying himself in the process

Currently alive and adventuring

Thernix

Player by: Nate

In: The Hardships of Dragonsbay

An Arcane Trickster Rogue, who excels in enchantment, illusion, sneak attacks, and posseses greater skills due to expertise. Born a kenku, they possesses a remarkable memory and the ability to mimic sounds and voices. Due to having higher intelligence, dexterity, and charisma, they are multilingual and specializes in sleight of hand, stealth, and investigation. Due to being squishier than prefered, Thernix stays out of the enemy's range, opting for sneak attacks or magical debuffs to gain the upper hand.

Was found in an abandoned castle above a mysterious rune/symbol, where he studied the peculiar black and white slime that plagued the area.
During a raid on a kobold camp, Thernix disarmed an explosive tank filled with gaseous sodium, weaponizing it against a local mafia and setting the building ablaze.
After infiltrating a cult, Thernix assisted in disarming a large axe trap and near perfectly impersonated a cult member, providing the group with the upper hand during the coming battle.
On a quest, Thernix carefully extracted pollen from a ruby lily, inadvertently allowing the plant to "ascend." Persuading the plant, Thernix became argued that it was its godfather and receiving a crystalline weapon as a gift.

Currently alive and adventuring

Hawga Wynotryx

Player by: Chance

In: The Hardships of Dragonsbay

Memorable features/bio

made boots from the skin of a Quetzcoatl and tamed the child
negotiated a treaty between the Blades and the Vampirates
Killed the Dayraven with an eepy slash
Jumped on top of an exploding robot, got ash babied by the explosion, but narrowly lived
One nap after the explosion, hanging 6 feet off the ground, he got near the heart with a crossbow, went to death saves, and still lived
Speared traitor Biskit so hard he actually felt pain for once

Death/retirement SS

Jamal Jamberry

Player by: Parker

In: The Hardships of Dragonsbay

An impulsive firebug that moonlights as a feral racoon

Sliced off a robots head, then in the same motion killed another robot using by baseballing head 1 into head 2
Mauled the ring metal man so hard his knee and lower leg ripped off
Feral racooned traitor Biskit, knocking him out, then stuffing him in my bag
Jumped onto the robodragon with his swords, lept off him to kill King Malcolm Bariss (the King of Dragonsbay), then jumped back onto the dragon

Death/retirement