Tiny Tims Titanic Tome

GRAND TOTAL:

Bisket Armstrong: 38+

Chokam: 12+

Durlan: 10+

Fuegmar Shonko: 51+

Hawga Wynotryx: 6+

Jamal Jamberry: 11

Orcdance: 2+

Thernix: 13+

Tordek Torrun: 65+

Hardships of Dragonsbay Total:

Bisket Armstrong: 25+

Chokam: 6+

Fuegmar Shonko: 10+

Hawga Wynotryx: 6+

Jamal Jamberry: 11

Thernix: 13+

Tordek Torrun: 25

Details:

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Chokam cracked a skeley

Fuegmar killed a goop skelly

Tordek wrapped his thorn whip around an injured goop skellies head. Pulling it off towards him as the skeleton crumbled

Chokam shot a zombie who was standing castles tower, causing it to tumble off

Tordek zombie ripped off a skelies skull

Chokam shot a zombie who was standing castles tower, causing it to tumble off

Tordek zombie ripped off a skelies skull

Tordek skittered to cover and casted moonbeam on the other tower skelly. Instantly disintegrating it.

Thernix killed 4 spider

11/11/2023 Biskit killed a spider by cutting it in half with a great ax like Kratos lengthwise

Tordek cracked a normal giant spiders head after Fuegmar weekend it

Thernix killed big spider

Tordek cleaved off a giant spiders head

Fuegmar bisected a drider guarding a door

Tordek melted 5 kobolds ambushing us with moonbeam

Biskit WWE slammed a cobolt, And then raged and stuffed 5 cobolts into my goblin bagpipe, played it which turned them into mist

Tordek cracked a kobolds head with the hilt of his axe. Reanimatrd it. And had it strangle a second one

Fuegmar got six kobolds

Tordek killed a wooden door trying that annoying one of us tells the truth one of us lies thing

Kobold shot at Tordek but went over him cus short. Hit Biskit straight through the chest. Then Chokam took it out and shot it through the kobolds mouth

Tordek killed 1 ship containing 30 elementals with angled and magnifyed moonbeam. Flash boiling the elementals

Tordek melted another ship and its 30 elementals when he clumsily refocused ray

Tordek sidestepped a suicide charge. Cleaved it in two baseball style with his doomslugger 9000 (+1 battleaxe).With a 24 against a 23 (the axes +1 clutched).Then he silly boot jumped,did a spinning attack, and chopped up 3 more.

Biskit killed 2 ships by spinning a morning star flail, lawnmowering them

Tordek cut a ship in half, then Biskit caught one of the little elementals, it boiled into steam, ten he drank the steam

Biskit godzillad the mob boss

Thernix threw a knife at a goons face

Tordek shroomed and then reankmated a goon

Tordek took to gashes and some shrooms on a goon. Then his skelefied boss clobbered him with brass knucks to the jaw. Then Tordek reanimated the freshly dead good

Tordek axed a goon with a glancing blow. A zombie also scratched him. Then skelly boss broke his jaw. Then Tordek rezzed them

Hawga stabbed a goon through his head then lit the sword on fire

Thernix threw a funny dagger and sunk slowly and comically into a goons neck

Tordek tried to get silly with it. Alas my dice hate me. So he decapitated a weak zombie while his crew was tryna restrain a goon

Hawga shattered one of Tordeks zombies. Pretty cringe

Tordek killed an escaping mobster with the hilt of his axe

Thernix kills the bosses skeleton for more charges with his dagger. Joe said the target has to be hostile so Parker said "Skeleton, twist this mans balls" and it counts

Hawga bonked the lil plant cat to death

Biskit got the spare, being the last one to smack it before it dies

Thernix blew a laser hole in some guard with the silly dust

Biskit chopped the boss in half with the big axa

Tordek crushed a knight into a squishy red goop with a two fisted monkey crush

Tordek decapitated a prone kmight who chopped off my monkey mode leg

Jamal chopped a statues legs off with several back to back sword slashes

Jamal cut the other one off at its knees. Then got burned by its ichor as it died

Hawga shattered a rock snake into shards

Biskit beat woman with brass knuckles

Hawga eepily slashed the dayraven, melting it cus he hit the weak point

Kona short circuted a guard construct with a coin. He bashes a second ones skull in.And he killed a third bot as well.

Thernix super slapped a bot. Slamming it into the wall

Jamal decapitated the fourth statues head, the head hanging in coyote time for a second then got hit by my hammer. Baseballing it into the metal guard down the halls head. Getting 2 kills with 2 swings (1 action tho)

Thernix poked the final bot. In 1 frame it dropped to the floor dead.

Chokam shot the big robot in a weak spot, causing it to shoot sparks and make a final kamikaze charge

Jamal skronched a corruptions skeletons skull and then gooped on me

Fuegmar pokes a second skeelton with his lance and it pops with holy thunder

Chokam dispelled magic on a fire elemental and it poofed back to an unconcious kobold

Thernix ran to prone other one and ghost punched it. It then sploded on him.

Biskit killed 3 from tower defense simulator mode through a shield way later (no combat, just extermination)

Fuegmar killed the king first time last time, counts as a kill

Jamal stabbed king middair whilst he fell, knocking him to 0 again

Biskit bane spine broke the skeleton that made him big. Them crushed skelly into powder and snorted it.

Biskit took a second artifact skeleton ans whipped a 3rd one with it. Shattering both. The dust wild magicing him to resiatance to everyrhing.

Jamal jumped back onto the king when he dared come back alive

Jamal killed the bastard yet again when he got up and dominate personed Biskit

Thernix shot the dragon through the heart

Lost Mines of Phandelver Total:

Biskit: 13

Durlan:10

Fuegmar: 41

Karl: 6

Orcdance: 2

Tordek 40

The numbers are taken from discord, which is slightly less unreliable then the port to here. We had bad records back then

Details:

Tordek decapitated a goblin that was double teamed with Orcdance

Tordek got a pair of gobos

Tordek axed a redbrand in the chest, the vines drug him down to become fertilizer

Fuegmar made 3 piles of ash, "not including mee maw", plus "a partridege in a pear tree, and "some electrons

Fuegmar made two piles of veins

Tordek killed 2 orcs

Fuegmar made a donut, aother ash, a christmas tree, and a pile of bones

Orcdance made a winebarrell

Fuegmar got a heart on a kebab

Fuegmar smacked one on top of the head

Durlan hits one right between the eyes

Fuegmar tripped a man

Tordek seared some bandits hand with heat metal

Durlans dragon xenomorph kills a bandit

Durlans dragon shoots a fleeing bandit in the back of the head

An ambush on bugbears. Tordek set up spikes, planned the ambush, had shrooms. Durlan domed a bugbear, who then stepped on Tordeks spikes, then as he exited the door Fuegmar tripped him, then leaning 45 degrees over the Tordek he shattered the orcs skills with a spear. Then Durlans drake ate him

Fuegmar killed a second bugbear by cutting off his leg after taking injuires

Tordeks shrooms got into a stirges proboscis. Causing it to drop down, and shrivel up and turn grey

Tordek ran up to another Stirge on his little dwarf legs, jumped up to midair and cleaved it in two with his battleaxe

Tordek was surfing on the back of his wolf Sildrel, jumped up and cut it in half at the waist

Fiegmar slapped one

Biskit crushed a Sturgeon with hand

Biskit turned another Sturgeon into meat paste

Tordek got a fourth strige. Lil shit was attacking the neck, and got a full dose of shrooms that rapidly decomposed him

Tordek got a fifth one that was on his side. So while his dog rode off he chopped the things head off like its firewood

Tordek got a goblin. It shot him in the back when he woke up, so he ran up to him and chopped off his head

Tordek shroomed a twig blight. Lil bastards kept coming, and he just decomposed em in 5 seconds with his floaty beard shrooms

Fuegmar skewered one

Fuegmar smanched one

Tordek chopped off a twig stinkies head

Biskit Chomped a twig blight, slashed one, and killed one so ahrd it de exsisted

Biskit then chomped 2 twig blights at once

Fuegmar inverted a twig blight

Fuegmar keeled 2 twig blights

Biskit stabbed a twig blight with a javelin

Biskit punted a twig blight into the sky

Tordek chopped a little shit in half. Joe said it still lived. Then cleaved the little shits skull in half. Making two kills outta onoe enemy

Tordek cracked an ash zombies skull after spike trapping em

Fuegmar juced one

Fuegmar got 3 more

Biskit smaked a zombie and it died as it flew

Fuegmar chilled one

Fuegmar bit one

Fuegmar shot an arrow up ones ass

Tordek chopped a zombie in the gut. Then it blew up

Tordek walked in with a held reaction to a ruined building. Walked straight into 6 twigs blights having a dance party. He screamed, it screamed, he killed it with a held reflex axe to the head. Then rolled -1 on initiative

Tordek choopped a sturge in half with his axe. Corpse twitched from tenis

Chokam shot an owlbear through the eye, then killed it with a follow up arrow to the other eye

Tordek got 4 goblin kills. "We where in trees waiting for a baby owlbear that would never come. Saw a goblin+orc patrol. Others made stealth save, i didn't. My deafend old orc saw gobos and orcs, and moonbeamed the back of formation. As casting the spell i wobbled loudly out of the tree. So as a moonbeam fell from the sky, eviscerating 4 goblins instantly, i also fell loudly from the tree loudly attracting the survivors attraction as i hit the ground."

Fuegmar used channel divinity+a fly potion+a stealth save to make them all group up, Chokam used fog to make them blind. Tordek then used the moonbeam to glass all the baddies. They all fail. Killing the remaining 5 goblins, and the 2 orcs who started their turn in the beams ending position.

Fuegmar slaughtered 3 in one turn with movement

Then Chokam dropped his fog, so the remaining orc saw a bunch of charred allies, 3 being killed normally, felt a wave of horror, and was then domed by Durlan. We all got 262 xp from that great cheese, of 15 people in 12 seconds. Joe the dm ended the session there because we where too goofy. The stretch of the High Road from Nevereinter to the entry to the road to Phandlain is now safe, because we eviscerated everything there. The fog turned blood red here during that fight. Now there is a blood red spot permanently there, warning, do not mess with da people.

Chokam killed a giant robot

Fuegmar killed ogre with a punch

Tordek killed a half ochre jelly with crticial super shrooms before and after it split

Fuegmar removed snake w ice clonk

Fuegmar biden blasted a snake, 3 times

A goblin shot Tordek in the ass from 50 ft away. Then Chokam nat 20 hit it in the eyes through a arrowslit, got a second killl from his bird killing gobos buddy

Biskit broke a wall and a goblin fell in his mouth

Durlan incinerated 3 hobgoblins with flamethrower spider

Tordek finally got to use heat metal, melted a hobgoblin to ash

Fuegmar violently sacrificed a gobbo

Tordek lopped off a gobos head

Fuegmar flung sacrificial dagger through gobbo

Biskit sliced a goblin in half, WWE slammed another

Tordek strangled a hobgoblin with chill touch

Fuegmar bathed a wrech in holy fire

Tordek vine whipped a flameskull

Tordek pulled off my awesome finisher move, dehanding Glassstaff