GRAND TOTAL:
Bisket Armstrong: 38+
Chokam: 12+
Durlan: 10+
Fuegmar Shonko: 51+
Hawga Wynotryx: 6+
Jamal Jamberry: 11
Orcdance: 2+
Thernix: 13+
Tordek Torrun: 65+
Bisket Armstrong: 38+
Chokam: 12+
Durlan: 10+
Fuegmar Shonko: 51+
Hawga Wynotryx: 6+
Jamal Jamberry: 11
Orcdance: 2+
Thernix: 13+
Tordek Torrun: 65+
Bisket Armstrong: 25+
Chokam: 6+
Fuegmar Shonko: 10+
Hawga Wynotryx: 6+
Jamal Jamberry: 11
Thernix: 13+
Tordek Torrun: 25
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Chokam cracked a skeley
Fuegmar killed a goop skelly
Tordek wrapped his thorn whip around an injured goop skellies head. Pulling it off towards him as the skeleton crumbled
Chokam shot a zombie who was standing castles tower, causing it to tumble off
Tordek zombie ripped off a skelies skull
Chokam shot a zombie who was standing castles tower, causing it to tumble off
Tordek zombie ripped off a skelies skull
Tordek skittered to cover and casted moonbeam on the other tower skelly. Instantly disintegrating it.
Thernix killed 4 spider
11/11/2023 Biskit killed a spider by cutting it in half with a great ax like Kratos lengthwise
Tordek cracked a normal giant spiders head after Fuegmar weekend it
Thernix killed big spider
Tordek cleaved off a giant spiders head
Fuegmar bisected a drider guarding a door
Tordek melted 5 kobolds ambushing us with moonbeam
Biskit WWE slammed a cobolt, And then raged and stuffed 5 cobolts into my goblin bagpipe, played it which turned them into mist
Tordek cracked a kobolds head with the hilt of his axe. Reanimatrd it. And had it strangle a second one
Fuegmar got six kobolds
Tordek killed a wooden door trying that annoying one of us tells the truth one of us lies thing
Kobold shot at Tordek but went over him cus short. Hit Biskit straight through the chest. Then Chokam took it out and shot it through the kobolds mouth
Tordek killed 1 ship containing 30 elementals with angled and magnifyed moonbeam. Flash boiling the elementals
Tordek melted another ship and its 30 elementals when he clumsily refocused ray
Tordek sidestepped a suicide charge. Cleaved it in two baseball style with his doomslugger 9000 (+1 battleaxe).With a 24 against a 23 (the axes +1 clutched).Then he silly boot jumped,did a spinning attack, and chopped up 3 more.
Biskit killed 2 ships by spinning a morning star flail, lawnmowering them
Tordek cut a ship in half, then Biskit caught one of the little elementals, it boiled into steam, ten he drank the steam
Biskit godzillad the mob boss
Thernix threw a knife at a goons face
Tordek shroomed and then reankmated a goon
Tordek took to gashes and some shrooms on a goon. Then his skelefied boss clobbered him with brass knucks to the jaw. Then Tordek reanimated the freshly dead good
Tordek axed a goon with a glancing blow. A zombie also scratched him. Then skelly boss broke his jaw. Then Tordek rezzed them
Hawga stabbed a goon through his head then lit the sword on fire
Thernix threw a funny dagger and sunk slowly and comically into a goons neck
Tordek tried to get silly with it. Alas my dice hate me. So he decapitated a weak zombie while his crew was tryna restrain a goon
Hawga shattered one of Tordeks zombies. Pretty cringe
Tordek killed an escaping mobster with the hilt of his axe
Thernix kills the bosses skeleton for more charges with his dagger. Joe said the target has to be hostile so Parker said "Skeleton, twist this mans balls" and it counts
Hawga bonked the lil plant cat to death
Biskit got the spare, being the last one to smack it before it dies
Thernix blew a laser hole in some guard with the silly dust
Biskit chopped the boss in half with the big axa
Tordek crushed a knight into a squishy red goop with a two fisted monkey crush
Tordek decapitated a prone kmight who chopped off my monkey mode leg
Jamal chopped a statues legs off with several back to back sword slashes
Jamal cut the other one off at its knees. Then got burned by its ichor as it died
Hawga shattered a rock snake into shards
Biskit beat woman with brass knuckles
Hawga eepily slashed the dayraven, melting it cus he hit the weak point
Kona short circuted a guard construct with a coin. He bashes a second ones skull in.And he killed a third bot as well.
Thernix super slapped a bot. Slamming it into the wall
Jamal decapitated the fourth statues head, the head hanging in coyote time for a second then got hit by my hammer. Baseballing it into the metal guard down the halls head. Getting 2 kills with 2 swings (1 action tho)
Thernix poked the final bot. In 1 frame it dropped to the floor dead.
Chokam shot the big robot in a weak spot, causing it to shoot sparks and make a final kamikaze charge
Jamal skronched a corruptions skeletons skull and then gooped on me
Fuegmar pokes a second skeelton with his lance and it pops with holy thunder
Chokam dispelled magic on a fire elemental and it poofed back to an unconcious kobold
Thernix ran to prone other one and ghost punched it. It then sploded on him.
Biskit killed 3 from tower defense simulator mode through a shield way later (no combat, just extermination)
Fuegmar killed the king first time last time, counts as a kill
Jamal stabbed king middair whilst he fell, knocking him to 0 again
Biskit bane spine broke the skeleton that made him big. Them crushed skelly into powder and snorted it.
Biskit took a second artifact skeleton ans whipped a 3rd one with it. Shattering both. The dust wild magicing him to resiatance to everyrhing.
Jamal jumped back onto the king when he dared come back alive
Jamal killed the bastard yet again when he got up and dominate personed Biskit
Thernix shot the dragon through the heart
Biskit: 13
Durlan:10
Fuegmar: 41
Karl: 6
Orcdance: 2
Tordek 40
The numbers are taken from discord, which is slightly less unreliable then the port to here. We had bad records back then
Tordek decapitated a goblin that was double teamed with Orcdance
Tordek got a pair of gobos
Tordek axed a redbrand in the chest, the vines drug him down to become fertilizer
Fuegmar made 3 piles of ash, "not including mee maw", plus "a partridege in a pear tree, and "some electrons
Fuegmar made two piles of veins
Tordek killed 2 orcs
Fuegmar made a donut, aother ash, a christmas tree, and a pile of bones
Orcdance made a winebarrell
Fuegmar got a heart on a kebab
Fuegmar smacked one on top of the head
Durlan hits one right between the eyes
Fuegmar tripped a man
Tordek seared some bandits hand with heat metal
Durlans dragon xenomorph kills a bandit
Durlans dragon shoots a fleeing bandit in the back of the head
An ambush on bugbears. Tordek set up spikes, planned the ambush, had shrooms. Durlan domed a bugbear, who then stepped on Tordeks spikes, then as he exited the door Fuegmar tripped him, then leaning 45 degrees over the Tordek he shattered the orcs skills with a spear. Then Durlans drake ate him
Fuegmar killed a second bugbear by cutting off his leg after taking injuires
Tordeks shrooms got into a stirges proboscis. Causing it to drop down, and shrivel up and turn grey
Tordek ran up to another Stirge on his little dwarf legs, jumped up to midair and cleaved it in two with his battleaxe
Tordek was surfing on the back of his wolf Sildrel, jumped up and cut it in half at the waist
Fiegmar slapped one
Biskit crushed a Sturgeon with hand
Biskit turned another Sturgeon into meat paste
Tordek got a fourth strige. Lil shit was attacking the neck, and got a full dose of shrooms that rapidly decomposed him
Tordek got a fifth one that was on his side. So while his dog rode off he chopped the things head off like its firewood
Tordek got a goblin. It shot him in the back when he woke up, so he ran up to him and chopped off his head
Tordek shroomed a twig blight. Lil bastards kept coming, and he just decomposed em in 5 seconds with his floaty beard shrooms
Fuegmar skewered one
Fuegmar smanched one
Tordek chopped off a twig stinkies head
Biskit Chomped a twig blight, slashed one, and killed one so ahrd it de exsisted
Biskit then chomped 2 twig blights at once
Fuegmar inverted a twig blight
Fuegmar keeled 2 twig blights
Biskit stabbed a twig blight with a javelin
Biskit punted a twig blight into the sky
Tordek chopped a little shit in half. Joe said it still lived. Then cleaved the little shits skull in half. Making two kills outta onoe enemy
Tordek cracked an ash zombies skull after spike trapping em
Fuegmar juced one
Fuegmar got 3 more
Biskit smaked a zombie and it died as it flew
Fuegmar chilled one
Fuegmar bit one
Fuegmar shot an arrow up ones ass
Tordek chopped a zombie in the gut. Then it blew up
Tordek walked in with a held reaction to a ruined building. Walked straight into 6 twigs blights having a dance party. He screamed, it screamed, he killed it with a held reflex axe to the head. Then rolled -1 on initiative
Tordek choopped a sturge in half with his axe. Corpse twitched from tenis
Chokam shot an owlbear through the eye, then killed it with a follow up arrow to the other eye
Tordek got 4 goblin kills. "We where in trees waiting for a baby owlbear that would never come. Saw a goblin+orc patrol. Others made stealth save, i didn't. My deafend old orc saw gobos and orcs, and moonbeamed the back of formation. As casting the spell i wobbled loudly out of the tree. So as a moonbeam fell from the sky, eviscerating 4 goblins instantly, i also fell loudly from the tree loudly attracting the survivors attraction as i hit the ground."
Fuegmar used channel divinity+a fly potion+a stealth save to make them all group up, Chokam used fog to make them blind. Tordek then used the moonbeam to glass all the baddies. They all fail. Killing the remaining 5 goblins, and the 2 orcs who started their turn in the beams ending position.
Fuegmar slaughtered 3 in one turn with movement
Then Chokam dropped his fog, so the remaining orc saw a bunch of charred allies, 3 being killed normally, felt a wave of horror, and was then domed by Durlan. We all got 262 xp from that great cheese, of 15 people in 12 seconds. Joe the dm ended the session there because we where too goofy. The stretch of the High Road from Nevereinter to the entry to the road to Phandlain is now safe, because we eviscerated everything there. The fog turned blood red here during that fight. Now there is a blood red spot permanently there, warning, do not mess with da people.
Chokam killed a giant robot
Fuegmar killed ogre with a punch
Tordek killed a half ochre jelly with crticial super shrooms before and after it split
Fuegmar removed snake w ice clonk
Fuegmar biden blasted a snake, 3 times
A goblin shot Tordek in the ass from 50 ft away. Then Chokam nat 20 hit it in the eyes through a arrowslit, got a second killl from his bird killing gobos buddy
Biskit broke a wall and a goblin fell in his mouth
Durlan incinerated 3 hobgoblins with flamethrower spider
Tordek finally got to use heat metal, melted a hobgoblin to ash
Fuegmar violently sacrificed a gobbo
Tordek lopped off a gobos head
Fuegmar flung sacrificial dagger through gobbo
Biskit sliced a goblin in half, WWE slammed another
Tordek strangled a hobgoblin with chill touch
Fuegmar bathed a wrech in holy fire
Tordek vine whipped a flameskull
Tordek pulled off my awesome finisher move, dehanding Glassstaff